• Yo momma jokes!

    ->Yo momma so ugly,She is the #1 cause of accidents.

    ->Yo momma so hairy, that when you bump into her, you get lost.

    ->Yo momma so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said,"no professionals allowed!"

    ->Yo momma so stupid, she threw a rock at the floor and missed.

    ->Yo momma so fat, she stood on top of the empire state building and it sank underground.

    ->Yo momma so stupid, she ran and tripped over a cordless phone.

    ->Yo momma so poor, she ran into her home and fell out the window.

    ->Yo momma so ugly, when she comes into the room we all run away.

    ->Yo momma so slow, she naturally does the matrix.

    ->Yo momma so stinky, lucky for Darth Vader she already has a gas mask.

    ->Yo momma so tall, when people see her trip they yell out, "TIIIMMMMMBBBEER!"

    ->Yo momma so skinny, when she eats a french frie she says,"I'm full!"

    ->Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I asked, "what are you doing?" She replied, "I'm moving!"

    PREMIUM JOKE

    >Yo momma so ugly, when your dad saw her, he became ugly too.

    Chuck Norris jokes!

    ~>Chuck Norris doesn't need to beat all the video games. He already has.

    ~>Chuck Norris has survived the Zombie apocalypse.

    ~>Chuck Norris can run around the world in ten seconds.

    ~>Chuck Norris doesn't need to pay cash. They pay him cash.

    ~>Chuck Norris can kill with his pinky.

    ~>Chuck Norris gets +1 life whenver he scores 10 points(when he beats up 10 people).

    ~>Chuck Norris can beat you up in the blink of an eye.

    ~>Chuck Norris can wear a pink shirt and still be manly.

    ~>Chuck Norris doesn't need to read a book. The book reads for him.

    ~>Chuck Norris owns a pet Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    ~>Chuck Norris eats rocks for breakfast.

    ~>Chuck Norris can walk on water.

    ~>Chuck Norris makes fire look pathetic.

    ~>Chuck Norris sleeps on the floor at night, with no blankets. He doesn't need a stinkin bed.

    ~>Chuck Norris can make a shirt with his chest hair.

    ~>Chuck Norris mad you read this!