• Once Upon A Time.... AHHHHH SCREW THIS!!!
    -Green Eggs And Ham-
    Sam:I am Sam smile
    Sam:Sam I Am biggrin
    Guy:Ooooo That Sam I Am Ooooo That Sam I Am I Hate That Sam I Am
    Sam:Would You Like Green Eggs And Ham?!
    Guy:NO ***** I Dont Want NO Poisioned Food!
    Sam:Would You Like it In The Dark?!
    *Snaps His Fingers* *Darkness Desecend Like A Curtain*
    Guy:WTF!? How The Hell You Do That?!
    Sam:How About In The Dark With An Ardvark
    *Guy Silently Gets His Shotgun*
    Guy: NOOOO I DONT WANT YOUR GREEN CRAP!!!
    *GUNSHOT*
    Guy:Hmmmmm...
    *Grabs The Plate With Green Eggs And Ham*
    *Tastes*
    Guy: YO THIS CRAP IS TIGHT!!
    - THE END-