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in case you couldn't tell by my door.. *ahem* I like SLYTHERIN!
You see us knock others down to succeed.
You see us as wizards who crave so much more than we need.
So what if we're cunning?
So what if we're ambitious?
We've got something burning up inside;
We've got Slytherin pride.
We've got Slytherin pride.
We've got Slytherin pride.
If there's gotta be a winner, then it should be us.
If you can't keep up, we'll leave you crumbling in the dust.
So what if we cheated?
So what if we lied?
We've got something burning up inside;
We've got Slytherin pride.
Yeah, we've got Slytherin pride.
We've got Slytherin pride.
Our status is always upstanding.
Our compliments are always backhanded.
We like nothing better than winning,
Except for partying and rock and rolling
We've got Slytherin pride.
Yeah, we've got Slytherin pride.
We've got Slytherin pride.
We've got Slytherin pride.
You know the first time that you tried to kill Harry
My dad told me it was really scary
We did not know if you ever were going to come back to us
Your people
When the curse reversed it hurt you real bad
Some jerks were happy
No, they were not sad
They said, "Hooray
There's no way he's okay
Yeah I think he has gone away
Far away
There to stay
Oh hooray"
They didn't know that you were freakin' awesome
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome
'Cause you figured out what Horcruxes are all about
It won't take that much longer
You're getting stronger every day
And now those jerks are worried that you're coming back, yeah
They're afraid that you will attack and
I know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non-believers
And now it looks like you'll be back in your place
My dad was so glad he didn't punch me in the face
He said, "Hooray
He's okay
Oh Voldaya
Yeah, I think he is back to stay
Praise the day
I am gay
Oh hooray"
Voldemort I think that you are really freakin' awesome
Don't you know that I want to be freakin' awesome too?
Won't you do me a solid
And share with me your knowledge
It won't take that longer
I could get stronger every day
So much stronger
Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you's and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too
Voldie won't you teach me about Horcruxes
I want to be as awesome as the Dark Lord is
I just wanna live forever
So you's and me can be together
And show everyone else something more to do too
On the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy
Chillin’ out, maxin, compartment 3B
Well, it was too much to expect privacy
‘Specially with a reject like our friend, Harry
That’s when I started talking about Voldemort
‘Cause I was explaining my sweet new posish
Thought I saw a shoe or a small piece of fish
No, it was a shoe that my two eyes did see
Under a cloak of invisibility
Just then a thought started creeping up on me
I knew exactly what I’d do
Make you wish you acted more quickly
And that I’d never seen your shoe
I’m gonna kick you in the face
I might do it twenty seven times just in case
I know nothing could ever replace
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
After they left I went through with my plan
And tied a tight knot around each of your hands
Made you listen to Stryper and “Enter Sandman”
Made you hear “Rio” by Duran Duran
You didn’t like it, what is wrong with you?
That made me angry, I was so upset
I kicked you so hard that your pants you did wet
You looked like somebody took a small baby
Stuck it in a blender and turned on puree
I just kicked you in the face
Hey, Harry Potter, how does your blood taste?
I know nothing could ever replace
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
I just kicked you in the face
Hey, Mr. Potter, how does your blood taste?
I know nothing could ever replace
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
You wake up in the morning and,
put on your hand-me-downs and
you embarass yourself.
Cos you're a Weasley.
Are those freckles you're sporting
or is that poop on your face?
I'm inclined not to believe it's freckles
because of the smell.
I saw you try to buy some Berty Bott's Every Flavoured Beans.
But you could not, because
of nothing is all you've got.
Because your family is poor
and I do implore why did your
parents have so many kids when they're poor.
I said your family is poor
and i know for sure
that i am so much better than you cos
your family is poor.
The way that your hair looks like
some lice are living there
It's kinda funny to me.
I try not to wait around you
cos you always smell like pee.
Because your family is poor
and I do implore why did your
parents have so many kids when they're poor.
I said your family is poor
and i know for sure
that i am so much better than you cos
your family is poor.
You messed up in Potions Yesterday
But everyone thinks you're really great
'Cept Snape, 'cept Snape, 'cept Snape and me
Cause we see you for what you really are
A stupid little dork with a stupid dorky scare
And it's ok, it's really great
Cause I hate you and so does Snape
You crashed into the Whomping Willow tree
But no one else would kick you out and make you history
Except for Snape
Cause rules are rules no matter who you are
And you're the stupid jerk who wrecked a flying car
But it's ok, it's really great
Cause I hate you and so does Snape
We were teamed up in dueling class
And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape, except for Snape
We didn't know you talked to snakes
Which worked out alright in the end
Now everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin
And it's ok, it's really great
Cause I hate you and now so does everyone else.
 Mandy Thorne · Thu Nov 22, 2007 @ 10:52pm · 0 Comments |
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