Orphans:
1. Clod. A cute little kid that sleeps with his eyes open? O__O lol White hair!
"One time, Mr. Raccoon and Mr. Skunk cornered me and stole my shoes." "Mr. Raccoon is proud of his opposable thumbs."
 And this is Clod when he's happy: And his parting words: "Wow, this has been the best Xmas ever! Not even a rabid raccoon could ruin it. I think I'm ready to be adopted now!"
2. Timson. He's kinda depressing. "I don't really feel like existing today, but I might change my mind later on." "I wonder how much I could get my selling my foot online." "One time, I almost caught the plague. That was an exciting day."
 And this is Timson when he's happy: And his parting words: "X-Mas Rocks! I can't believe my depression is gone just like that. I bet this new positive attitude will get me adopted in no time."
3. Harper. He looks JUST like the last guy! Ughh, how frustrating. "One time the local policeman had a headache and I told him it might be a tumor and he yelled at me!" Haha! From the Kindergarten Cop! "Some of the other kids are scared of Mr.Raccoon, or as I call him, Mr. Procyon Lotor." "Why don't people like it when I correct them? They should be thanking me!"
4. Blair. It's another cute white-haired little boy! "I am going to get adopted... now!! Wait, wait for it... NOW!!!" "Ooo, it's my turn to use the blanket tonight!!!" "*cough* *hack* I mean I don't need both lungs right? But anything to help would be great."
"Do you need a new sibling?" Aww how cute! "*yawn* Usually I pass out from malnutrition, but tonight I need that little extra."
5. Oliver. He's a cutie! He's smart too! "Hey, didja know that you can get hepatitis by eating an old man's tooth? I read that somewhere, so it must be true!" "One time, we were playing pretend game show and I was the host because I know all the answers." "I bet you didn't know that hardtack is sometimes called "molar breakers"! I know from personal experience that it's true!"
 And this is what he looks like when he's happy:
6. Tootie. She's the CUTEST little girl with purple hair!! "The orphanage is home to diverse wildlife." "I was scared of Mr. Raccoon until he saved me from that rabid tapir." Hahaha! "Some people will tell you that a raccoon can't take control of a small building."
 And this is what she looks like when she's happy:
7. Swimp. He looks just like Oliver. "Ow, my posterior intercondyloid fossa... I think I need some of Dr.Thorpe's Bone Tonic." "DID YOU KNOW HARDTACK WAS INVENTED IN 1801?!?! I DID! I think the hardtack we have at Shabby Meadows is from the original batch." "I'm craving some delicious rat meats! Didja know that the ancient Romans called rats Mus Maximus? Didja? Didja? Didja?"
8. Pickles. He's sooo cute! A little emo though. emo "I bet if I ran away nobody would miss me." "*burp* That chipmunk head I ate earlier tasted terrible. I bet some fish would calm my tummy down." "X-Mas Rocks! I can't believe my depression is gone just like that. I bet this new positive attitude will get me adopted in no time."
 And this is him when he's happy:
9. Barph. O__o That's his name?? But his cats are so cute! :] "Geeez... my lungs hurt. Must have been all that soot I ate for breakfast this morning." "I almost went crazy in the orphange, luckily I had my magical unicorn friend to help me through it." "*achooooo* I hope this cold spreads like the plague to the other orphans."
 And this is him when he's happy:
10.Sunako: He looks the same as Barph but he's soooo cute! "Carpet swatches are more exciting than any video game. I'm 100% serious about that. I can't get enough." "I just love all the other orphans. Sure, sometimes the bigger kids beat me senseless just to steal and eat the lint from my pockets, but I can tell that, deep in their hearts, they mean well." "Did you know that I smile over sixteen thousand times per day? One time I got really bored because I hadn't eaten or slept in eight weeks and I decided to count. And, yep, sixteen thousand."
Eeep. Now I'm ready for a nap. -___-;;
 mysticzelda · Fri Dec 21, 2007 @ 07:03pm · 1 Comments |
