Orochimaru:
Let me tell you about a tobi-kun I know, (THIS IS MY REMADE TOBINISED VERSION)
Had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by his self, in a bar in downtown hell.
tobi heard a noise and tobi looked through the door.
And saw a man tobi never seen before.
pale skin, yellow snake eyes, a pointed-chin and a plastic smile.
Well, his eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to tobi at the bar.
my brand new car is parked right outside. howd ya like to go for a ride?
And tobi said.wait a minute tobi has to think.
He said, thats fine. may I please buy you a drink kukuku...
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
And they drove away someplace real far.
Now tobi-kun the time has come.
Howd ya like to have a little fun?
And tobi said. if we could only please be on our way, tobi not run.
Thats when things got out of control.
tobi didnt want to, Orochimaru had his way.
tobi said, lets go
Orochimaru said, no way!
Come on tobi-kun its your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby dont be afraid,
If it wasnt for date rape Id never get laid.
He finished up and he started the car
He turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said.now tobi-kun dont be sad, in my opinion you werent half-bad.
tobi-kun picked up a rock.,threw it at the car, hit him in the head, now his got a big scar.
Come on party people wont you listen to me.
Date rape stylie.
The next day tobi went to his drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
Went to the phone and filed the police report and then tobi took the guys a** to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed, tobi lies that little slut kukukukuku...
The judge knew that he was full of s**t and he gave him 25 years
And now Kabuto's heart is filled with tears.
That night in jail it was getting late.
He was butt-raped by a large inmate, and he screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to Orochimaru's cries.
Thats when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But thats the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I cant take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Thats the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I cant take pity on men of his kind,
Even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape
TOBI-KUN didnt want to take it!
LOL SO THE DATE RAPER WAS OROCHIMARU AND THE VICTIM IS THE GOOD BOY TOBI-KUN.
