Hello, there! It's Reporter Fishy (fisheez) here, with astonishing news about...um...myself. You all know I like to make weird stories out of avies, so here's one about what happened to me.
The scene:
Yea... that's me
Now for the more important part:
The story:
Fishy: -walks home with a yummy packet of ramen-
Piggy: Hey, Fishy!
Fishy: -rather annoyed- Oh, hi Piggy
Piggy: Watcha' got there? -staring at the ramen-
Fishy: -gulps- ...um...ramen....?
Piggy: Sure? 3nodding
Fishy: Uh...yeah... stare
Fishy: (thought) CAN YOU JUST GET OUT OF MY HOUSE FOR ONCE???!!! stressed
Piggy: Can I have some? ~ heart
Fishy: eek Oh no...
Piggy: -chases after Fishy-
Fishy: -ran like she never ran before-
Piggy: (while running) I WANT SOME RAMEN!!! twisted
Fishy: (while running) NO YOU WOULDN'T!!! MY RAMEN-ALL MY'N!!!! scream
Piggy: idea
Piggy: talk2hand
Piggy: (exagerates) ...-pant-...oh...oh... -collapses on ground-
Fishy: stare
Piggy: (exagerates) ...oh...you are too fast for me...
Fishy: rolleyes
Piggy: You must help me...poor Piggy...poor Piggy...
Fishy: -sigh-
Fishy: Fine. What do you want?
Piggy: -pops straight up- biggrin A new sofa!!!! biggrin
Fishy: Oh, really?! -suspicious-
Piggy: YEA!
Fishy: Fine
-after choosing a nice red heart sofa that costed 461 gold - well, at a 95% discount coupon provided by Fishy, Piggy headed BACK to Fishy's home, asking for craft glue-
Fishy: Ok, you've got what you wanted - now get out of my bedroom and into your Pig House in the backyard!
Piggy: But I want craft glue cry
Fishy: rolleyes
Fishy: What now? Okay, you can have my whole bottle of Elmer's Craft Glue ifyou tell me what you're going to do with it.
Piggy: To glue my picture frame together, of course! 3nodding
Fishy: Fine, take it then
Piggy: YAY! 4laugh
-that night, Piggy used her 'instincts', got into Fishy's bedroom and brought with her, her "tools". then, she, well, you know...-
Fishy: -yawn-
Fishy: heart Ah, what a nice - WHA! scream
Fishy: EH! scream scream scream
Fishy: I - OOF! ...get...this...OW! ...thing...er....sofa? Off?
Piggy: -snuggled up in heart sofa that is glued to Fishy's head-
Fishy: EH! PIGGY!!!! domokun scream
Piggy: Huh? -sleepy eyes-
Fishy: You did this, didn't you?!
Piggy: Well, I, I, I thought you would enjoy my company wherever you go, so I glued a sofa to your head...heh heh...? sweatdrop
Fishy: You wanted that craft glue for this prank, didn't you?! scream
Piggy: I can help take that off...
Piggy: -pulls-
Fishy: scream -screams- AGHK! CALL THE AMBULANCE! A PIG IS TRYING TO MAKE ME BALD! wahmbulance
Piggy: stare Well, SORRY! I was only trying to help heart
Fishy: Okay, Piggy, give in already, you used all of the gallon of glue I gave you just so you can have me as a transportation, okay?
Piggy: Actually, I didn't lie. I did use 1/16 of the glue for my picture frame (it was very small) ... I just used the rest for glueing my sofa! sweatdrop 4laugh
Fishy: Okay, I give in. You win. Now, just tell me, how long will it take for this to wear off?
Piggy: Let's see... about a month
Fishy: eek
Fishy: gonk
Piggy: xd
Fishy: -holds ramen in hands, ready to eat-
Piggy: -hops on sofa- Ok, now - HEY! MY RAMEN! ALL MY'N AND NOBODY ELSE'S! scream
Fishy: Hey! That's my phrase! scream
Piggy: Too bad! 4laugh xp
Cowfan: Hey! That's MY phrase! scream
Piggy: Well...too bad to you, too! I LUV RIDING THIS SOFA! WHEE! whee
Fishy and Cowfan: sweatdrop sweatdrop
Fishy: -looks at hands- HEY! Where did my ramen go? eek scream
Piggy: -happily slurping noodles-
Fishy: PIGGY!
Piggy: -wipes mouth- I'm done! 4laugh Have any more? wink
Piggy: -grabs more ramen-
Fishy: gonk oh, no...Piggy's already eating the last batch... gonk
...and Piggy had a happy time slurping noodles...yada yada....blablabla....whatever, END OF STORY, PERIOD! (in the distance: BUT THAT WAS A EXCLAMATION MARK!!)
That's today on Fishy's crazy avi stories on Channel...um...there is no channel but oh well. See ya' next time!
Piggy: Gee... she sure sounds dumb saying all that to a piece of journal! xd rofl
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Bad piggy!