Quotes:
I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy - make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls. ~John Kerry
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. ~George Carlin
Try again. Fail again. Fail better. ~Samuel Beckett
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. ~Grant Wood
The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. ~Author Unknown
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will Rogers
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. ~Author Unknown
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt, radio speech, 26 October 1939
Politics, n: [Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"] ~Larry Hardiman
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. ~Author Unknown
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. ~Author Unknown
Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer. ~Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s
 Groucho and Karl · Tue Jul 22, 2008 @ 01:03am · 2 Comments |
