now, i figured i would do another entry, and as you can see, i changed my name.
In this world, we strive for our 15 minutes of fame, now you can effect people in every walk of life, anytime, anywhere! However, the results may not be positive. Collected inside are ways to annoy people. Things you know people do that are truly funny!
Originally this was a list of things to do to measure your insanity.
how to be generally annoying:
1. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
2. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
3. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
4. Don't use any punctuation marks
5. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
7. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
8. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
9. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
10. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for good favors"
11. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
12. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
14. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
15. Sing along at the opera.
16. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
17. Tell your children over dinner (if you have some). "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
hope you like it!
it isn't that bad at all, is it?
told'ja so!
 treeslounge · Tue Jul 29, 2008 @ 11:46am · 0 Comments |
