It's dark in here, and all I can hear is the evil laughs of the girls in the front. We stopped... >.< DON'T CHECK THE TRUNK!!! then we started moving again, now I can hear them talk... "I LOVE KRISPY KREME!!!" one of them said, "GIVE ME ONE!!!" said another... "ha give me ten whee ! the talking continued... "oh please, do you know how many calories you are eating?" "hpnestly, I bet if you ate even 4 oz. of that donut that you just shaved 10 months off your life span, which will cause you pain as the butter from the circular optical causes your arteries to clog, thus causing heart failure." ... I sat there confused... more silence was still there................... nope still no noise.... "WELL AT LEAST WERE DYING THE FUN WAY!"
The car stopped... then I herd yelling. "WHY DIDN"T YOU TAKE ME ON THE CAMPING TRIP!!!" stressed ...... the only reponse was... sweatdrop "well..." they were quickly inturupted by the loud lady. "well I hope you at least got me a present." exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim "A PANDA!!!" then she lifted me and gave me a huge hug. gonk .... "thanks for the present guys!" "LATER!" and she stormed off with me. Meanwhile, the bookworm said... "Oh, no... NOBODY TAKES MY PANDA!" "Lets go girls!"
Back to me, I was in the loud lady's bedroom. she locked me in there with her sweatdrop then she put some dog food out for me. stare .... I started chewing her bedpost. when all of a sudden... *sound of ringing doorbell* YAY! SAFE AT LAST!!! but then she picked me up and answered the door. and instantly when she opened the door, came a massive fire of Goldfish snax, a veriety of different colors. a whole bunch kept bouncing off my head, making that the snack that doesn't smile back sad
She closed the door and ran up to her room and put me on the bed, as outside her window on the second floor, the goldfish kept bouncing off the window. *tap* I hid under the bed watching. all of a sudden the pompous one started throwing paperback books at the window. it didn't break the window, but it opened it a little, as the fire with goldfish continued. I grabbed any of the goldfish that landed in a safe distance near me, making sure to check for any kind of poison of laxatives. *nibbles* then all the firing stopped... and it was silent... "uh oh" I said, and I quickly hid back under the bed. then the loud lady turned to me with astonmishment. eek exclaim exclaim eek exclaim eek "YOU CAN TALK!?!?!"
At that moment, the girls outside started shooting fireworks. in the meantime it seemed like a good time for me to get out of the room and escape out the backdoor with some food, and go into hiding for the night.
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