well i ran this morning and like omg last night i made up a song with my buddy you know and its gonna be a #1 hit on youtube so watch for it anyways on my run i can usually do a mile run with little breaks but today i couldnt do it like half way through i had to park it in the grass and call mommy
and yall also know that 9/11 was thurday and i was watching one of those shows on tv and like it showed like people falling off of the tower and i was like hell naw but in that case i'd really have to think cuz you know your gonna die and either you jump and burn up i'd really have to think on that one oh yea i use to live in mississippi, tupelo (dont go there its so country and boring as hell and they had a bomb threat on that day during lunch well the 9th did and this one girl was texting me were gonna die and this man that she hated was yelling at us to get the hell out and she was like i piniced and i grabbed my lunch and another kids lunch just in case it did blow up and i was like i would to you know see something i liked pick it start munching
guess what im gonna be for halloween a ........ PANDA so if you see someone in a panda suit its ME and you bitches better not steal my idea cuz it the bettest idea and my mommy is gonna be herself (shes gonna be skankey stirpper) like she showed me it and everything and i was like all you need is the wipes and she was like i have some of those and she was like oh wait i give them to you and i was like why would i want nasty p***y and c** please
oh lord bryce so insane like he was ding dong dinchin and he was runnin and he was so happy and then he stopped and he whispered i pee pee and ofcourse there was a cop and so we acted like we were going home and he was like who the hells house is this and i was like its are new ding dong one and that brought up a song and bryce had to sing it to the cop and that dude was like damm kid are you a retard but he did leave and that one the point he delivers so well as they say crazyness is how we will die or at least i do
AND THAT WAS SO MY DAY AND OTHERS you can have whatever you like yea
guess what im gonna be to slow a cowboy like the pants your gonna be able to see my cheekes oh yea you came to my house and i thought you where somebody else and thats why it kind of took me a long time to answer the door but the phone was all me i didnt want to talk to your little bitcheee a** oh yea my mom was gonna be a skank stripper too but i think she changed her mind cuz my dad and her were gonna do something that night and thats why im gonna be with you the whole night and moring were are like gonna get the s**t scared out of us just watch oh yea OOOOOO YOU TOUCHED MY TRALALA MMMMM MY DING DING DONG