OFFICE POLICY blaugh this outta be great!
SICKNESS:
IS NO EXCUSE! . . . We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof, as we believe that as you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
DEATH:
(other than your own) . . . This is no excuse. There's nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else with a less position can aattend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to let you off one hour early provided that your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.
LEAVE OF ABSECE: (For an operation) . . . We are no longer allowing
this practice. We wish to discourage ay thoughts that you may need an operation as we believe that as long as you are an employee here, that you will need all of what-ever you have, and you should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than what we bargained for.
DEATH: (Your own) . . . This will be accepted as an excuse, but we
would like a two week notice as we feel it is your duty to train someone else for your job.
Also, entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:30 to 8:45; "B" will go from 8:45 to 9:00, and so on. If you are unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. For further information, please review our Restroom Policy.
 treeslounge · Tue Sep 16, 2008 @ 06:29am · 0 Comments |
