How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"
[ ] gotten kissed
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:1%
[ ] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[ ] didn't do homework over 5 times
[ ] turned at least 3 projects in late
[ ] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 0
[ x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[ ] text people during class
[ x] passed notes
[ ] threw stuff across the room
[ x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 4%
[ x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[ x] took pictures during school hours
[ ] called someone during school hours
[ ] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[ ] skipped a class period
Total So Far:6%
[ ] threw something at the teacher
[ ] went outside the classroom without permission
[ ] broke the dress code
[ ] failed a class
[ ] ate food during class
Total So Far: 6%
[ x] gotten a call from school
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[ ] didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[ ] curse during class/school
total so far: 6%
[ ] faked your parents signature
[ ] slept in class
[ ] cursed at your teacher
[ x] copied homework
[ x] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
total So Far: 8%
Multiply by 3
Grand total: 23%
Moving on
How much of a virgin are you ?
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
1.[ ]Smoked.
2.[ ]Drank alcohol.
3.[ x] Cried when someone died.
4.[ ]Been drunk.
5.[ ] Had sex.
6.[x ] Been to a concert.
7.[ ]Gotten/given a handjob.
8.[ ]Gotten/given a b*****b.
9.[ ] Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10[ ] Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
11.[ ] Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.[ ] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14.[ ] Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.[ ] Been to prom.
16.[ ] Cried at school.
17.[ ] Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.[ ] Went streaking.
19.[ ] Given or received a lap dance.
20.[X Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (my bro)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
21.[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22.[ ] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23.[ ]Kissed a stranger.
24.[ ]Hugged a stranger.
25.[ ]Went scuba diving.
26.[ ]Driven a car.
27.[ ] Gotten an x-ray.
28.[ ] Hit by a car.
29.[x ] Had a party.
30.[ ] Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:96%
31.[ ] Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32.[ ] Got paid to strip for someone.
33.[ ] Run away from home.
34.[ ] Broken a bone.
35.[ x] Eaten sushi.
36.[ ] Bought porn.
37.[ ] Watched porn.
38.[ ] Made porn.
39.[ ] Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.[ ] Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%
41.[ ] French kissed. (noo)
42.[ x] Laughed so hard you cried.
43.[ ] Cried yourself to sleep.
44.[x ] Laughed yourself to sleep.
45.[ ] Stabbed yourself.
46.[ x] Shot a gun.
47.[ x] Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.[ x] Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49.[ ] Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50.[ ] Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
51.[ ] Watched a person die.
52.[ ] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.[ x] Pranked somebody.
54.[ ] Put somebody in the hospital.
55.[ ] Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.[ ]Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.[ ] Dressed punk.
58.[ ] Dressed goth.
59.[ x] Dressed preppy.
60.[x ] Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%
61.[ x] Avoided somebody.
62.[ x] Been stalked.
63.[ ] Stalked someone.
64.[x ] Met a celebrity.
65.[ x] Played an instrument.
66.[ x] Ridden a horse.
67.[ x] Cut yourself.
68.[ ] Bungee jumped.
69.[ x] Ding dong ditched somebody.
70.[ ] Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
71.[ ] Got caught stealing something.
72.[x ] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (brother XD)
73.[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.[ ] Gone out with your friend's crush.
75.[ ] Got arrested.
76.[ ] Been pregnant.
77.[x ] Babysat.
78.[ ] Been to another country.
79.[ ] Started your house on fire.
80.[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:78%
81.[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.[ x] Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83.[ ] Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84.[ ] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85.[x ] Sat on your butt all day.
86.[ ] Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87.[ x] Had a job. ( does babysitting count?)
88.[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team.
89.[ ] Been called a whore.
90.[ ] Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:75%
91.[ ] Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.[ ] Been in a car accident.
93.[ x] Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94.[ x] Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.[ ] Raped somebody.
96.[ x] Danced in the rain.
97.[ x] Been rejected.
98.[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.[ x] Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100.[ ] Been raped.
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 70%
so there you have it 75% of my teenage life has been messed up..or if im suppose to subbtract 75 from 100..it would be like...25%...so idk wat to use as my opercent ! ! ! lol
NeOn-Starlight Community Member 
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