OMG guess what my grand parents came over and they were like john do you wanna go to kroger's and i was no but then i was sure and we got in the car and grandpa got the stop sign and slammed on the brakes and was like where the hell do i go now im in the back sit prayin that this man doesn't kill me in this car and he was like get my damm map and that map i swear was from the ages of caveman time and he has a nav but he wont use it and i was like dude use the damm thing and he's like i dont need a man to do a womans job (what a stupid quote) then we got to the kroger's and he needed salad s**t and he could find what he wanted so grandma gets some coldslaw and i was you know what your getting yea yea and then the funny part we get to the check out thing and the total was $50 and grandma got out her big a** glasses and was like what oh im gonna make a check and she was like wheres my checks and there both looking and i look over to the woman who is checking us out and she has a stupid look on her face but it was timeless then i was thinking one day im gonna be just like them and my grand kids are gonna be doing the same thing im doing then we got home and grandma thought she was all that with her "salad" and she took a big bit and said im getting old this s**t taste like s**t i was cracking up and she throws the whole thing in the trash