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Well, I've been tossing this around for a while now-and I've decided.
I'm making a comic series.
No, it will NOT be about vampires, magical beings (unless you count random lols like unicorns popping out of nowhere magic), no werewolves, no crap that can be expected nowadays.
Basically put-its a bunch of preteens with way too much of an understanding of the world. Sounds familiar? Probably. However, heres the twist.
They're in a mental hospital, plotting a way to get out. No, this isn't a dramatic story-its more like 'what the hell just happened' kind of story. Think of BoBoBo-BoBoBoBo only on crack and more adult humor.
You see, in the hospital; its not exactly run by sane people themselves. The head honcho is a 56 year old virgin, who has an unhealthy liking to anime. A VERY UNHEALTHY LIKING TO IT.
The nurses are all the same (blonde bimbos that are easily manipulated *NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY* by the patients) except two.
The two nurses are named Jimmies and Sal. Jimmies is a woman who wishes for her teenage years back, and Sal is a woman who talks to her muse (which is a busty mini woman who constantly berates and bitches.) which no one else can see.
(If you're still reading this, congrats.)
The heroes of our story are six patients (you never know their real names-instead they are called by the nicknames everyone has given them. And most of it is jibberish.)

Igsy- The leading male; the more sane of the group. He doesn't exactly know why hes in the ward; and its never actually revealed as to why he is either. The voice of reason in the group, though no one really listens to him anyways.

Pidge- The leading female. She thinks she can talk to inanimate objects and animals. She sort of has a crush on Igsy, but denies it to every extent. The reason why she is in the ward is because of her extreme bipolar tendencies (which lead her to almost killing her science teacher for wearing plaid. She HATES plaid.).

Wauliu- The quiet one of the bunch, often looking as though she wouldn't harm a fly. Though in actuality, she was found in her parents basement with a bunch of toddlers in testing cages. Yes, she is "the mad scientist" of the group. Claimed to have an "I.Q. Over some big number;" she is the brains.

Tibby- A pervert. A pervert that has tourettes and twitching problems. He is considered the self appointed 'leader' of the group, but they pretty much ignore that fact and treat him neutrally. (much to his chagrin.) He was sent to the ward because he broke into a bar-tried to find some 'hot tail'-and pretty much had a severe tourettes attack, which resulted in setting the whole building on fire. Thankfully, only one died, and that was the owner's goldfish. Ironically, Tibby loves fish.

Kalbs- He pretty much thinks he is any character he wants to be at any moment in time. (Ex; one day he might be superman, the next day he might be a stripper who is running from the law.) If anyone tells him otherwise, its a fist to the face. Or, at least a lunch tray or whatever he is holding at the moment to the face. You can guess why hes in the ward already. And if you can't, well he pretty much broke into an E.R. and tried to operate on an old woman. It...Didn't turn out very well.

Mibble- Mibble is the emo girl of the group. At least every day she tries to commit suicide, at ridiculous attempts. Every attempt of course, she has failed miserably, only adding to her pain. She was actually born suicidal, trying to strangle herself on her umbilical chord. (Or so her parents claim...) Basically put, shes a girl who literally will cry for attention-Only to end in no one really caring. Shes suprisingly good at Sudoku.

So as you can already tell, some things may be offensive to people. Especially Mibble and Tibby's cases.
Cry me a river.
Basically, I hope others enjoy it and don't take it seriously-because lets face it; its not going to be at all serious. Character profiles will be up soon hopefully, if not you have permission to come into my home and shoot me (not really. Please don't.)

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Page 1

Igsy-...So this is it...*looking up* Whiskey(look at sign at each word)...Tango...Foxtrot...*looks over shoulder at parents* MOM! DAD! THIS ISN'T A BOARDING SCHOOL!!!
Mom-Don't worry hun, you get to visit us on holidays and weekends!
Dad-NOW ITS TIME TO GET OUR GROOVE ON!
Mom-I brought the chili sauce! *drives off*
Mom and dad together- WE LOVE YOU, SON!!
Igsy-N-No, wait!! THIS IS (pan over to building) AN INSANE ASYLUM!!

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Page 2

*in an office, practically glorified by otakuness*
Igsy-*Those nurses said this was his office...This...Can't be it...* (notices small desk with a chair classically wheeled around to the back)
??- Welcome, m'boy. We've been expecting you...
Igsy-O-Oh...Well uhm...Y'see, I think theres a mix-up and-
??-Nonsense, theres no mix up here...*wheels around to reveal a lean and elderly looking man, looking formal* I'm Baxter B. Bumble.
*holds out hand*
Igsy-...Seriously? B-But whats with all of the...And the...
Bax-I'm a 56 year old virgin. Cut me a break.
Igsy- T-Thats not something you tell a 14 year old!!
Bax- Orly? *weird face*
Igsy- ...*thinking* what have my parents gotten me into?!