kelly and i are party animals no lie cuz friday we partied then saturaday woke up at 1 headed over to the mall then rocked over to this club thing and like i got my wristband and kel was like im going to bathroom wanna come and i was like hell yea i gotta ******** piss so we go potty i waited outside that restroom for like a hour so i was well i guess she left me so go back in the place all lost and i was standing there and the girls at the front desk we talking look sexy and i was like what ******** and then i noticed that they were talking about me something about how i look sexy when im lost and then i was like well i guess im always sexy then they just giggled then i saw kelly and of course there was this cation tape knee high pants were falling and so i make my attempt to cross this one leg makes it and then the other one just rips/slids across the it but i made it across but the girls were like pissing in there pants laughing and kelly was like what the hell i was only in there for like 10 mintues and i was like .... wow taking a s**t...who knows.... then there was this glass aka bucket of beer alone and hey i stole that junk sat in the back and got to cugging but like i thought it was gonna be more intesting but hell that s**t was flat or something oh hell what if soembody pissed in it oh hell