i baicis just burned myself with a cigeratte dont ask but its hot yea right on the back of my wrist and im thinking about inlarging it with a cigar anyways ...drum roll... the horny b***h is gone yes there is a god but like i cried during it cuz i reziled that i was being sexual abused no s**t so i got on the phone with jesse (mandi's true ******** in cali) was calling him telling all the downlow he's ******** pissed anyways i tell him about my master plan (like im 6 again) you should know that yes the oil from the whatever is coming to the beach (maybe) but mandi is half drunk and when she is drunk even a little drunk she is ******** up dont know s**t damm she's gonna read this but whatever so plan we call off the trip as a group but behide doors we're still in without mandi we all go are ways (not) and mandi gets on the plane and we go trippin ok then ******** jesse is pissed i mean i would be too but hell he's on the phone cuzzin and s**t what the ******** are you doing... you did what...(and my plan was in hell) bullshit you want the b***h all you got to do is tell her you miss and all that good s**t and too hurry up home... i felt sorry for the girl but come on you cant beat the s**t like she was cryin makeup runnin... now i must find a girl to replace mandi in like a few hours or so ... so hell well i dont need a girl find one on the way .... ew naw germs ... or my favorite STD or STE what the hay i dont STI ??? dont comment please because my milkshake bring all the dicks to the yard... damm right