i was at the pool right tanning outside (oiled up) on a chair then im like damm its hot so i jump in the pool and i found a floatey bed thing and im trying to get on this float but i cant and then the pool guy yelling at me are you okay and im like hell yea but im like no get your a** in this pool and get me on this floatey and then i get out of the pool cuz i pissed as hell and then im like damm what an a** i made myself out to be a big fat a** damm i think this has been the most embarrassing thing to happen to me but whatever im hopefully never gonna see those people ever again