While the jingle bells are jingling and the snow begins to fall And my grandma makes a gingerbread cookies just across the hall I'm freakin bout what to get you and it suddenly occurs to me The best Christmas present is to rock yo body underneath the ********' tree
[Chorus] I wanna rock you hard this Christmas I wanna fill your stocking with my candycane of joy We'll have a very merry ********' Christmas I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane I'm your little drummer boy
While the eggnog is all noggy And the fireplace all a glow While our bodies are heating up in yuletide places down below I hope you like my present It was way too big to wrap I'm gonna get naughty all over your body Come sit on Santa's lap
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We'll shiver like snow angels 'til the morning We won't hear the reindeer hoofing up the walk We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney We won't see he and my grandma making hot a** cookie love
And you'll hear him scream as he rides out of sight He'll ******** say, "Granny, I rocked you hard this Christmas I filled your stocking with my candycane of joy So have a very merry ******** Christmas"
And the world will start rejoicing And the choir boys start to sing And the lords a leaping give the ladies in waiting their five a** golden rings And the seven pipers a piping The eight maids a milking in the snow
And I'll be happy when I'm getting all nappy with my Christmas ho ho ho Have a very merry ******** Christmas Peace on Earth, we are the world and freaking kumbaya Have a very merry mother ******** Christmas Deck the halls with your Chirstmas balls fa la la la la la la la la
Takahiren · Sun Aug 29, 2010 @ 08:16pm · 0 Comments |