Moriarty has the Throne: dying of laughter okay so my sister has these chocolate marshmallow things 9:13pm there's about11 left so i took one and threw it at her because i don't like them so she goes to pick up the one i threw and i take another she puts the first one in the second ones space i throw the second at her she picks it up i take another it goes on like that about 5 more times 9:14pm and then i end up taking two and throw one at her and then i take another two and eventually i've taken them all and started throwing them all at her and goddamn it was funny i couldn't stop laughing 9:14pmSlumbering Dragon: xDDDD you guys are mental 9:14pmMoriarty has the Throne: so i took her chocolate spread and started eating it THEN she got pissed and started choking 9:15pmSlumbering Dragon: chocolate spread omg love 9:15pmMoriarty has the Throne: and she was like 'no lianne stop it now seriously' and i just continued eating and she glared at me while coughing and i sat there watching her while licking the chocolate off of my finger 9:15pmSlumbering Dragon: :ttgcjvhbnj evil 9:16pmMoriarty has the Throne: and we sat like that for about 20 seconds before I said "This is disgusting" and she stared at me and then burst into a laughing fit 9:16pmSlumbering Dragon: you don't like chocolate spread? o: 9:16pmMoriarty has the Throne: nah i love it xD I just wanted to see her reaction xD 9:16pmSlumbering Dragon: thank god xDDD 9:17pmMoriarty has the Throne: Moriarty has the Throne: she just hit me on the head and grabbedd my wrists cause i pissed her off and then i started going "NOOOOWAHHWOANNO" and she smiled and then I tried to force my wrists away but ended up dancing 9:17pmSlumbering Dragon: you 9:17pmMoriarty has the Throne: and she started moving my arms and singing 9:17pmSlumbering Dragon: are the spawn child 9:18pm of moriarty 9:18pmMoriarty has the Throne: "AAAAA GAAAA DOO DOO DOO 9:18pmSlumbering Dragon: or at least a descendant 9:18pmMoriarty has the Throne: PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE A TREE" reincarnaaaaation!! and we started laughing again 9:18pmSlumbering Dragon: omg that song 9:18pmMoriarty has the Throne: now i'm throwing her socks at her saying 'PUT A SOCK IN IT' 9:19pm and she's all "noooooOOO i NEED to REEEEAD" and i'm just shoving them in her mouth and she threw one at me saying "GET OUT OF MY LIFE" 9:19pmSlumbering Dragon: fkhvkjb fcgc 9:19pmMoriarty has the Throne: and we laughed again and god this is fun 9:20pm Goddammit I can't even look around for something to throw without her saying 'go away' she didn't even look fgs if i'm moriarty she's bloody sherlock /puts hands in front of screen 9:20pmSlumbering Dragon: dsnfdjvnfkvm 9:20pmMoriarty has the Throne: she shouted "NO STOP" 9:22pm gotta check helveticaa 9:22pmSlumbering Dragon: xDD 9:22pmMoriarty has the Throne: HELVETICA Y U NO UPD8 9:23pmSlumbering Dragon: XDDD omg that reminds me vfzjkxbc v MY ******** MEIA CLASSROOM MEDIA* 9:25pm BECAUSE FILM/TV PRODUCTION AND s**t 9:25pmMoriarty has the Throne: o: ? 9:25pmSlumbering Dragon: IT HAS THIS MASSSSSIVE POSTER AND I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS ON WEDNESDAY IT'S A CHARACTER POSTER OF SHERLOCK HOLMES; GAME OF SHADOWS I FANGIRLED 9:26pm I REALLY DID 9:26pmMoriarty has the Throne: SLFHJKSG DOIGJRHOKLDRTH OH GOD THAT REMINDS ME I WAS SITTING IN THE LIBRARY NOT DOING ANYTHING EXCEPT READING FANFICS AND TALKING TO YOU AND I THOUGHT 'oh hey they have dvds' SO I LOOKED THROUGH HEM THEM* THEY ONLY HAVE ******** 9:27pm HOUNDS OF THE BASKERVILLES 9:27pmSlumbering Dragon: SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES ARE OBSESSING OVER SHERLOCK. AND THEN WH IT BLOWS UP AWEHN WHEN AND YOU KNOW EVERRRRRYONE WATCHES IT 9:27pmMoriarty has the Throne: SKFJHDG IKR 9:27pmSlumbering Dragon: WE'L JSUT BE LIKE "WE WERE THEREEEE MAN" 9:28pmMoriarty has the Throne: 'WE ARE THE TREND SETTERS OKAY' 'WE'VE WAITED LONGER THAN YOU' 9:28pmSlumbering Dragon: THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS WITH ME THOUGH. I MEAN IN YEAR EIGHT MOST POPULAR HAIR COOUR WAS BLONDE. I COLOURED MY HAIR RED. 9:28pmMoriarty has the Throne: i used to like justin bieber and then he got popular. 9:28pmSlumbering Dragon: NOW ALMOST ALL THE GIRLS HAVE RED HAIR. 9:29pm omg seriously? 9:29pmMoriarty has the Throne: IKR IT'S LIKE URGH yeah i thought he was pretty good he still is, kinda, i just don't like the fans 9:29pmSlumbering Dragon: he sorta sounds like a girl 9:29pmMoriarty has the Throne: when he wasn't known i was happier 9:29pmSlumbering Dragon: and the fans are crazy 9:30pmMoriarty has the Throne: mmhmm used to like twilight too then fans happened 9:31pm twilight's a phase 9:31pmSlumbering Dragon: same now everyone talks about it and i jst don't like 9:32pmMoriarty has the Throne: mmhmm. 9:33pmSlumbering Dragon: but yeah, it's the same with the wanted and one direction everyone likes them now 9:34pmMoriarty has the Throne: I'm alright with one direction 9:34pmSlumbering Dragon: i liked the wanted when they debuted but then boom british teen alert 9:34pmMoriarty has the Throne: yep. 9:34pmSlumbering Dragon: i don't know a lot about one direction. 9:35pm this is why i like korean music so much because not a lot fo people have heard of it here but buttttt. it's becoming amazingly popular. especially here in europe and the americas 9:37pmMoriarty has the Throne: yeah DDD: oh s**t hold on dying of more laughter 9:37pmSlumbering Dragon: xDDD okaaay 9:37pmMoriarty has the Throne: i picked up another marshmallow thing and stared at it sister looked at me and i said 9:38pm 'i will deduce this things life story' and i deduced that i had thrown it at her only once because there were no markings on 9:38pmSlumbering Dragon: oh my god fml xDDDDD 9:38pmMoriarty has the Throne: so i threw it at her again it hit her forehead and bounced onto the compuer computer* 9:39pm and she said "NO YOU KILLED IT" so she picked it up and showed me and then she ate it and I said "NO NO YOU YOU JUST ATE THE VICTIM I WASN'T DONE DEDUCING" and she started laughing while eating said victim 9:39pmSlumbering Dragon: ohmygodjkdfhbdsnik 9:40pm this makes me think of pacman ohmygod 9:40pmMoriarty has the Throne: and a bit of chocolate was left on her computer 'cause it broke off 9:40pmSlumbering Dragon: pacman sherlock xover 9:40pmMoriarty has the Throne: so i said 9:40pmSlumbering Dragon: pacman week xDDD 9:40pmMoriarty has the Throne: "IS THERE ANY OF THE VICTIM LEFT? I NEED TO DEDUCE" AND SHE HELD UP A PIECE AND SAID "THIS IS IT'S SON. PLEASE INTERROGATE." AND SHE FOUND ANOTHER BIT AND JUST 9:41pm HELD IT TO ME AND SAID "AND THIS IS IT'S DAUGHTER." I SWEAR THIS GIRL IS JUST LEKHGJRDKG SO I PICKED UP A CRACKED ONE AND SAID 9:41pmSlumbering Dragon: FMLLL 9:41pmMoriarty has the Throne: ". . yeah i can't deduce this. how do you deduce" and threw it at her AND SHE ATE IT BUT I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL I SUDDENLY SAW HE JAW MOVE 9:42pm AND THEN I JUST STARED AND SHE WENT ALL GUILTY AND I WAS ALL 'DID YOU JUST EAT ANOTHER VICTIM' AND SHE SAID 'WHOOOOOOPS. DO YOU WANT HIM BACK?' 9:42pmSlumbering Dragon: ASDFGJFHKB 9:43pmMoriarty has the Throne: /examines another 9:44pm /obviously been thrown at sisters head once or twice due to scratch marks on top 9:44pmSlumbering Dragon: xDDD 9:44pmMoriarty has the Throne: /throws at sister head sister says "VERIFIED." 9:45pm THROWS SAME ONE HITS LAPTOP SISTER LAUGHS HOLDS IT UP "IT GAVE BIRTH" THEN SHE SAYS "OMG I'M EATING IT'S CHILDREN" AND THEN SHE TRIES EATING THE CHOCOLATE OFF OF HER LAPTOP HELP WHAT IS AIR 9:47pm ******** I'M DYING I THROW ANOTHER AND SHIIIIT MAN HITS CHAIR HUGE BIT BREAKS OFF ME: 'CAN YOU FIC HIM, DOCTOR?' 9:48pm SISTER; *LICKS BROKEN PIECE; ATTEMPTS SURGERY* ME: HOW IS THE SITUATION? SISTER: HE'S NOT BREATHING!!!!!!! sister: also i ate his son me: . . . you ate the sun? 9:49pm me: holy damn, girl, NO WONDER U SO HAWT
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