My friends and I have so many inside jokes omg! Here are some of them just incase my friends or you want to check them out. They are:
Jackie: Jasper you're hairy
Jasper: What do you mean I'm hairy?!? I'm not hairy.
Jackie: Yeah you are, you have cat hair all over you.
Me: He has access hair.
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Whores, Bitches, and ho's....Oh my!
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Jackie: You don't even like Al
Me: I like his eyes. They're pretty.
Jackie: He's man pretty.
Me: He's man gay.
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Jackie: I love the way my boobs look in this swimming suit
Me: Ok....
Jackie: I have bigger boobs than you.
Me: No way! Mine are bigger.
Jackie: Courtney who's boobs are bigger? Mine or Angelica's?
Courtney: Yours.
Me: No they're not! You can tell mine are bigger.
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Jackie: I need a pen like a guy needs...
Me: Like a guy needs a condom.
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Jackie: I need a pen like a man needs a v****a.
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More coming soon once I remember more lol.
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Jackie: Watch pig be something else like a cookie " the worlds fattest cookie"
Me: Pig means cookie in latin
Jackie: Omg are you serious?
Me: No lol
Jackie: Ohhhh *laughs*
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