Here are some more to brighten up your day....
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-Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
-Yo mama is like a christmas tree men hang there balls all over her.
-Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
-Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
-Yo mama so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.
-Yo mama's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
-Yo mama so fat that when she fell off the boat the captain yelled, "Land Ho!"
-Yo mama is so fat that she was baptized in Sea World.
-Yo mama so stupid, I saw her one day yelling into an envelope and I asked her what she was doing, she said, "I'm sending voicemail."
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-Yo Mamma so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a full-time job working at Bennys wiping Pancakes on her forehead. blaugh