January 24/ 07
Wow. Yesterday I saw the most retarded thing in the entire world! There I was, sitting in my library, reading and drinking a bottle of water. Well, I take a swig, and my eyes notice something weird. Bringing the bottle under closer inspection, I saw a date. Not just any date, but an expiry date! On my water! Supposedly, my water is going to expire in March...WTF? The amount of water that is on the earth as we speak is the same amount thats been around for the last 180 million years or so! Thus, the same water as in my bottle. I highly doubt that, after said amount of years being from cloud to ground, cloud to ground, that my water is going to decide to expire on March 23 of '07.
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