Let me tell about how my brother wrecked my dad's truck and the gate when he was 7! Well he loved string...and tying it! He tied a rope on the truck and one end to the gate. My dad didn't see and he went off. WHAMO! My dad after my brother,"@^%*$ Koji get back here!" Chasing him with a stick and my brother running as fast as he could with his skinny legs! So funny! Another thing, mom told me about it, was when my mom and my sister went to my grandma's house in PA! My mom heard a bat under her bed and hated it! She is afraid of them you see! Well my mom saw something hanging from the curtain....it looked alot like a bat. "AAAH!" My mom tackles it and pulls down the curtains in the process. My sister is jumping on the bed in fear yelling,"Get it mom! Yeah! Go mom!" My grandma comes in and says,"Why.What are you doing with that?" Mom looks down and sees it was a peice of garlic in a panty hose! "Mom why did you have this up?"My mother asked as she put the curtains up. "I heard about how bats hate garlic!" Grandma says proudly. "Mom that is vampires!" Mother replies. "No it was bats...."My grandma reassures. My mother and sister are too afraid so they sleep with my grandma. My mom sees the real bat come from under the door. "It's coming to get me!" She shreeks as she jumps up. My grandma gets a broom and tries to whack it! The whole thing was quite a site. A 34 year old woman jumping around on the bed shreeking in fear, a 6 year old rooting for her grandma who was attacking this unfortunate bat!
Hahahahahaha! It was a great story! My mom told it to me once she got back! It was histarical! I couldn't stop laughing! Yeah my grandma is great! She is a spunky one! At a WEDDING she said about the bride,"I'll go sit by her so I look small!" Later on at the reception she said,"I'll go over near that girl." My sister replied puzzled,"Who?" Grandma looked at her and answered,"Why the one that looks like a cow!" My sister was mortified! My grandma loves to laugh! She is fun to talk to! You can't help but love her! ^.^ Well hoped you like the stories, (Which are totally true!)
 Vaxshin · Thu Mar 10, 2005 @ 12:44am · 0 Comments |
