Hey ladies and gentlemen.
Dennis Devakdlfjawdl;fjaowerltjoer I will totally humiliate at Prom.
Now you must be thinking: Now that isn't very nice, Condom. *shakes finger*
I'm going to totally humilate him here, as well.
HOMOPHOBE!
Like..oh my god.
Well, let me start you out with this.
My friend is very sick. I think he fainted twice today.
I can't remember exactly everything that's wrong with him.
But I'm so worried about him it's not even funny.
Well, today, I got a message from my Maka that he was being verbally attacked by our classmate, Dennis.
Maka is gay.
Right, now that that's passed.
Dennis said made Maka cry for being gay.
He said he could learn from him to like girls.
He said he was a p***y for having the font color pink.
He said he was not normal for liking boys.
And while Dennis' friend defended Maka, it just got worse.
Also, he said it was "good" that Maka was passing out.
Now you see, what Dennis does not realize.
His friends KNOW people.
Infact, this pissed off one of our friends SO much, he's going to try and come down here for prom.
Even though he hates America with a passion.
I wouldn't be surprised if he brings Panda along.
I think I've mentioned Panda once, I didn't go into it, you see.
Panda isn't the kind of person you want to meet in a dark alley at night.
I can tell you this.
Infact, I was scared of him until I started talking to him.
He's pretty awesome.
Except for the fact he wants my cat to train to be a ninja and kill the birds in his yard.
Other than that.
What I'm planning to do isn't that nice.
My dear friends.
I have 4 inch steal toe boots.
All I have to tap someones leg to leave a bruise.
The number of enemies Dennis has made so far is;
Myself, D, Miranda, Sarah.
Perhaps more.
With what I'm planning to do to Dennis, chances are I'll get expelled.
It'll be worth it though.
NO ONE messes with a few chosen people.
Emmz.
Maka.
D.
Jai.
Tarryn.
Frankie.
Tasha.
I will kill for these people.
And I'm not talking about a nice death.
I can think of some pretty bad things.
Dennis I won't kill.
He's ONLY 13.
I'm not in to being that extreame to people that are 3 years younger than him.
I'll make sure he won't have children in the future.
I will humilate him infront of everyone.
When he adds me on MSN he'll regret ever making Maka cry.
I'll find out his dreams and I'll crush them.
I'll make my attack way worse than he made Maka's.
I have given D his email.
I couldn't tell you what D would do.
He is a rather nice person, I wouldn't want to piss him off, though.
Also, we were planning what to do to Homophobes.
You just wait.
D and I will change the world.
D, Panda and I will rule the world.
My soul duty is to make sure they don't get killhappy.
But ladies and gentlemen.
This world will change.
And I'm not talking about a Nazi change.
I'm talking about a REAL change.
Death Note change x3
Oh.
If D does come down...
I'll take pictures with him =D
You can all see how girly he is compared to me >.>
He sounds more girly than me Dx
But yes.
Dennis will be humilated if he steps foot in Prom.
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