• Deidara: *laying on the ground with no arms and bleeding a whole lot**slowly starts to wake up*

    Deidara: . . . . . Well this is just ******** perfect!! I am just gonna lay here and bleed to death. So much for going out with a bang, un

    Tobi: OH MY GOD DEIDARA-SEMPI FINALLY YOUR UP! I WAS SO WORRIED I THOUGHT I WOULD CRY- well I did but MY TEARS OF SORROW BROUGHT YOU BACK- or you just came back to consciousness BUT I'M SO-

    Deidara: SHUT UP AND HELP ME, un! I DON'T PLAN ON DIEING THIS WAY!!

    Tobi: Don't worry Deidara-sempi! While you were out I preformed CPR!

    Deidara: *starts spitting everywhere* YOU MORON!

    Tobi: Never fear sempi! I also did what Zetsu-san told me to do when someone faints! "Always call the person an ambulance when they are unconscious" biggrin

    ~15 minutes ago~
    Tobi: YOUR AN AMBULANCE! YOUR AN AMBULANCE! YOUR AN AMBULANCE! *pokes Deidara with a stick*

    Deidara: *Groan*

    ~back to them~
    Deidara: Thank god Tobi you finally did something good!

    Tobi: Tobi is a good boy biggrin

    -x-

    In the end Deidara died from blood loss and Tobi stood there for 4 days calling Deidara an ambulance. Poor Deidara never saw it coming. . . what a way to go. . . .