• GIRL: Do you like me?
    BOY: No.
    GIRL: Do you think I look cute?
    BOY: No.
    GIRL: Would you kiss me in the cheek for 3 seconds?
    BOY: No.
    GIRL: Would you be my boyfriend?
    BOY: No.

    The girl tried to run away, but by the grip of his had she couldn't.

    BOY: I don't like you because I LOVE you. To me you don't look cute, you look beautiful. I wouldn't kiss you on the cheek for 3 seconds because I would kiss you on the LIPS for an HOUR. I won't be your boyfriend because I would be your HUSBAND and MARRY you.
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    This is true love.

    Boy- I missed you at school today, why weren't you there?

    Girl- Yeah, I had to go to the doctor.

    Boy- Oh really? Why?

    Girl- Oh nothing, annual shots, that's all.

    Boy- Oh

    Girl- So what did we do in math today?

    Boy- You didnt miss anything that great.......just lots of notes

    Girl- Ok good

    Boy- Yeah

    Girl- Hey I have a question......

    Boy- Ok, ask away

    Girl-........How much do you love me?

    Boy- You kno I love you more than anything

    Girl- Yeah.....

    Boy- Why did you ask?

    Girl-................>silence<..........

    Boy- Is something wrong?

    Girl- No nothing at all

    Boy- Good.

    Girl- ..............How much do you care about me?

    Boy- I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.

    Girl- U would?

    Boy- Yeah.........of course I would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??

    Girl- No, everything's fine......

    Boy- Are you sure?

    Girl- Yeah.

    Boy- Ok.......I hope so.

    Girl- ..............Would you die for me?

    Boy- I would take a bullet for you anyday, hun.

    Girl- Really?

    Boy- Yes, now seriously, is there something wrong???

    Girl- No I'm fine, you're fine, we're fine, everyone's fine.

    Boy- ............ok

    Girl-......................Well I have to go I'll see you tomorrow at school.

    Boy- Alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.

    Girl- Yeah, I love you too, bye.


    THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:


    Boy- Hey, have u seen my girlfriend today?

    Friend- No

    Boy- Oh.

    Friend- She wasn't here yesterday either.

    Boy- I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last night.

    Friend- Well dude you know how girls are sometimes.

    Boy- Yeah........but not her.

    Friend- I don't know what else to say, man.

    Boy- Ok well I gotta get to english, I'll see ya after school.

    Friend- Yeah i gotta get to science, talk to you later.


    THAT NIGHT:


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    Girl- Hello?

    Boy- Hey

    Girl- Oh, hi.

    Boy- Why weren't you at school today?

    Girl- Uh.......I had another doctor appointment.

    Boy- Are you sick?

    Girl- ..................Um I have to go, my mom's callin on my other line.

    Boy- I'll wait.

    Girl- It may take a while, I'll call you later.

    Boy-........Alright, I love you hun.

    very long pause<

    Girl- (with tear in her eye) Look, I think we should break up.

    Boy- What???

    Girl- It's the best thing for us right now.

    Boy- Why????

    Girl- I love you.

    click<


    THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE


    Boy- Hey dude

    Friend- Hey

    Boy- What's up?

    Friend- Nothing, hey have you talked to your ex lately?

    Boy- No

    Friend- So you didnt hear?

    Boy- Hear what?

    Friend- Um I don't know if I shouldnt be the one to tell you......

    Boy- Dude, what the hell, tell me

    Friend- Uh....call this number....433-555-3468

    Boy- ok............

    BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL

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    Voice- Hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam

    Boy- Uh.......I must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.

    Voice- What is her name, sir?

    (boy gives info)

    Voice- Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here

    Boy- Really? Why? What happened??? How is she???

    Voice- Her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.

    Boy- WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!

    Voice- Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.

    Boy- WAIT! NO!

    *dial tone*

    BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED


    Boy- Oh my God, are you ok??

    Girl- ..................

    Boy- Sweetie!! talk to me!!

    Girl- I..........

    Boy- You what?!? YOU WHAT?!?!?

    Girl- I have cancer and I'm on life support

    Boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................

    Girl- They're taking me off tonight

    Boy- Why?!?

    Girl- I wanted to tell you but I couldn't

    Boy- Why didn't you tell me????

    Girl- I didn't want to hurt you.

    Boy- You could never hurt me

    Girl- I just wanted to see if you felt bout me as the same I felt about you.

    Boy- ?

    Girl- I love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat.
    i would die for you and take a bullet for you.

    Boy- ...........

    Girl- Don't be sad, I love you and I'll always be here.

    Boy- Then y'd u break up w/me?

    Nurse- Young man, visiting hours are over.

    BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES

    But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

    NEXT DAY

    The boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...

    THE NOTE SAID: I told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...