• "Me and my cosin redface mrgreen were at the party . We were all dancing when they had a competition to see who could do the best split. Three of my cosin try ,but don't exactly get it right . I say ' step aside ,it's time for a pro to work on her magic ' i dropped into a spilt really fast and i forgot that i wasn't wearing stretch jeans. AS SOON AS I WAS ON THE FLOOR , I KNEW I RIPPED MY PANTS .It was a huge rip going from butt to thigh! i was so embarrassed! i got up and try to cover it and ran get my phone call mom to bring me some pant .