• Dear you, the one whom I married 5 years ago

    I dont know where to start but I just have to let this out, I cant hold it anymore.
I just hate the way you wore that grandma dress on our first night out as a married couple. Then the way you cook the rice, you put salsa on it with mayo. The first time I ate it I pretended I loved it, but when I went upstairs I didnt take my shoes off, like I said
    I went straight to the bathroom and I threw up, and I dont have to mention what happened next. I couldnt go to work for a whole week. And those bastards didnt even pay me my sick days. I didnt have a cold like I told you. I guess you know the reason why the toilet paper family packet only lasted 2 weeks. And that soup you made tasted like pee I’m not even kidding, Then you go and wash your hair and leave all those little hair pieces inside my toothbrush, I have to change it every time. I’m not rich. And when that time come to let all the stress out you go and kill it, we dont even have sex, cause you are watching those spanish soup operas, you claim you’re learning spanish with them, but I dont think that will help much when your english is like crap. woah I said it so what??? Im sick of you. sorry but Im gone

    P.S. I paid all the bills for this month, I closed all our accounts and took the money with me, thats the least I deserve

    Your now happy ex husband

    smile