• "sasuke, wait!please dont go!" sakura pleads.
    "i cant believe you would say something like that."
    "but--"
    "it could be anyone's. you know you sleep around. and you single me out. if you thought this would bring me closer to you, youre dumber than i thought."
    sasuke hurries and put on his pants and heads to the door but stops.
    "stay away from me, sakura." and he leaves.
    sakura immediately gets on the phone and calls ten-ten.
    "yes i told him and he denied it. of course im sure its his. because he's the only one ive slept with in the past month. well there was someone else but it couldnt have been him. it was a quick one and a favor. oh my yu dont think it could be..."
    next day
    "alright ten-ten.ive round up all the men who have slept with me in the past month. neji, shikamaru, rock-lee, and... sasuke."
    "i told you, im not the father of your damn baby!"sasuke yells.
    sakura looks ashamed.
    "wait, saukra. are you sure you arent forgetting someone?"ten-ten ask.
    "who? wait you dont mean naruto?oh god no!"
    "alright guys. each of you have been tested to see who's the father."
    "oh man. what a drag. you pulled me right out of the middle of my sleeping. i slept with her like when?"shikamaru asks.
    "sometime last month."
    "oh. must've been drunk."
    "alright. do you guys have anything to say about this situation?"
    "im not the father!"sasuke yells.
    "im destined NOT to be,"neji says.
    "this is a drag,"shikamaru say.
    "sakura, if im the father just no that i will love the baby and take care of it and you. i promise,"lee says.
    oh please let it be sasuke sakura thinks.
    "when it comes down to sakura's unborn child, neji, you ARE NOT the father,"ten-ten says.
    "i was destined,"he says.
    "when it comes sown to sakura's unborn child, lee, you ARE NOT the father."
    "oh my goodness! i wanted to be sooooo bad." gonk
    "now when it comes down to sasuke and shikamaru, sasuke, yuo ARE NOT the father."
    sasuke goes wild.
    "i told you that wouldnt my baby.sakura just a slut."
    "so that means that shikamaru, youre the---"
    "WAIT! i have too been with sakura in the last month."
    "NARUTO!?!" scream sweatdrop gonk rofl
    EVERYONE'S SHOCKED. burning_eyes
    TO BE CONTINUED....