• Hello, there.

    You. Yes, you, you sweet little fleshbag sitting in front of your brainwashing telecommuting devices.

    I'm going to tell you a secret. Are you ready? It is quite fascinating, so very enthralling to write of. I'm twitching all over right now, just anticipating your awe, horror, or maybe even sick arousal, if you are the type to like such ordeals.

    I have been watching you.
    Yes, yes, isn't it exciting? The fact that you are being watched - every year, every second, every minute..
    I have watched you when the day you disgustingly burst out of your mother's womb, crying and wailing as if Lucifer himself were there. In the corner of the hospital room, I curled my lips into a smile. I was going to have so much fun with you!

    I saw you grow up, mature, oh, yes - puberty did so hit you hard in the groin, yes? You humans are so funny, sprouting little hickeys all over your face and body. So gruesome, so vile, you spawns of Satan are.

    And when you finally cease, your crusty eyes closing for the lat time, I will laugh. Oh, how I will laugh! I will guffaw and giggle and snerk uncontrollably! Do you know why, human?

    Because I would have won. Won you, your soul, everything you are! Yes, there is no escape, human! I am always watching you!