• Alright everyone today im going to get right down to it because today's topic is "Inventions". Sence the begining of man, he has or she has made revilutionary inventions that have changed the world. But then there are some inventions that even I myself cant explain to you. So I give you.

    The 8 most useless Inventions Created

    8.Reading For The Uneducated Volumes 1-5
    A book on how to read....hmm........Thats seems as usefull as a mad holding a broshur under water that tought How Not To Drown. And yes all books count as different inventions and yes this do'es have 5 volumes go pick yours up at BORDERS today!

    7.Chopfans
    You know whats stupid about this invention. Nothing! This is ******** Awsome!Its A chop stick and a Fan! But this is'nt the worst or best list, this is a usability list. And as far as im concern because i acctually bought one of these things, they're usless. The fan does'nt last long and the chopstcks break after its 3rd use. Thank God I only Bought It for 50 cents.Speaking of 50 cents.

    6.Black High Liter
    I remember buying one of these at staples and taking it to school to show to my friends. Here's how the conversation went.
    Friend 1:"Hey! I just bought the new plastation 2!"
    Friend 2:"I Just Got Accepted to honors class!"
    Kauzo:"I got a black high liter."
    Friend 1 & 2:"........"
    I use to think it was cool. I was very,very stupid kid. Moving on.

    5.Inflatable Dart Bord
    IT IS WHAT YOUR READING MOVING ON!

    4.Pedald Powered Wheel Chair
    What The Doctors were Thinking When They Created This.
    Doctor 1:"People we need more wheelchairs!"
    Doctor 2:"Then go buy some?"
    Doctor 1:"Those Are Expensive! We should just make are own! Im sure i have some left over bike part lying around my backyard."
    Doctor 2:"Pramote This Man!"
    There are so many things wrong and usless with this one i cant even explain. But wait there's more!

    3.Do It Yourslelf D.V.D On How To Plug In A D.V.D
    As useless as a picture of oxygent to a drowning man. Thank you Dr.Mathatten

    2.Water Proof Sponge
    Im Not Going To Explain.

    1.Water Proof Cup
    It's oficcial people have gotten so lazy that they think Blue Ray is better then H.D. And Also ran out of invention ideas. This can be found at your local Cost Co near the trash can's. But to hell with all you doubters i bought a pack of water proof cups(containing only 3 cups) for $18.23 i know cheap right?

    If you want to pick tomarrows topic just Pm me it and we'll see where that goes. AGE DOES NOT IMPLY!

    Good Bye For Now