• "Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful."
    — Gerard Way



    "I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things."
    — Gerard Way



    "Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary."
    — Gerard Way



    "Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and never let them take you alive."
    — Gerard Way



    "Are you on our side...and want to be different, or are you on that side and want to throw a football at my head!?"
    — Gerard Way heart



    "Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all."
    — Gerard Way



    "Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!"
    — Gerard Way heart



    "None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill 'em with deliciousness.
    (when asked what the next country the US would save should be)"
    — Gerard Way heart




    "It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!
    (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas)"
    — Gerard Way



    "It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."
    — Gerard Way



    "Um, lots of people grab my a**. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Just the moment you're on stage it doesn't phase you or bother you too much though. Grabbin my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all. Grabbing my butt I guess if it were a guy I'd enjoy it. I mean, I guess it all depends on how he grabbed my butt too."
    — Gerard Way heart



    "Tears are words the heart can't express"
    — Gerard Way


    "This s**t is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, ********!"
    — Gerard Way heart