• - I'm home from work long day of getting yelled at by my boss disclaimer I don't wanna talk about my job just know it makes me wanna blow my fat puss filled head off into hell. In my garage packing a fat bowl listening to Angel of Death, Sharon is out buying groceries. then Eric starts screaming in living nope not my problem I turn up the volume and light a cig let Sharon take care of him. But then s**t gets worse he yells louder so I turn my s**t up louder and he goes louder so I turn my s**t up full blast and then he goes and starts barking and screaming louder than ******** SLAYER not saying it's the loudest but still my garage is in a separate room and I have thick walls. I'm pissed he wants my attention HE WANTS MY PAIN. I go into the living room and he's rolling around on the rug drool all over like... a dog... IM NOT OVER EXADURATING THERE IS THICK SLIMY DROOL ALL OVER THE FLOOR LIKE IT RAINED IN M ******** LIVING ROOM. Puddles of drool on the couch with lil pieces of food I'm hoping human food swimming around in this goopy puddle. I'm ******** furious.... I yell at Eric "WHAT THE ******** IS WRONG WITH YOU?" before you say wow what kinda dad are you? I know my son's not a retard or I thought he wasn't so I know lil Eric isn't having a ******** seizures he's well aware of his actions. Eric twists his body at me with such speed I think he's possessed he has a dog bone in his mouth and he's drooling all over it, he looks at me with a blank face completely empty and as if he's lost in a fog he doesn't know why I'm yelling, the bone plops put of his mouth and he is panting his tongue is out while a river of drool is running down his cheeks and chin into a waterfall down his shirt he says in high pitch voice tired from yelling "daddy didn't mummy tell you I'm a furry"
    "A WHAT? WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? WHAT THE ******** IS A FURRY YOUR A ******** HUMAN MAN ACT LIKE ONE EATING A BONE WHERE DID U GET THAT WE DONT EVEN HAVE A DOG?"
    I want to smack him across the face I been wanting to smack him Sharon never lets me Sharon isn't here... But then she walks in arms full of groceries and as she does she see some whack him across the face with my hand in a sharp slap it cuts into the quiet air and sends a rattle down Sharon's brick spine, She drops her groceries better yet she drops her s**t the whole facade of a dumb lip-tard wife evaporates all I see is anger all I feel is fear she doesn't yell surprisingly and says looking off into a void of carrots and celery "What is going on here?"
    Fred puts his hand on his pants and unzips his fly saying "Mmmf daddy slapped me hard, mummy HARD"
    "SHARON! Look I don't know what a furry is but it's not okay I'm done letting our son get away with all this weird stuff he does ENOUGH!"
    SHARON looks at me eyes like hot coals "IF HE WANTS TO BE A DOG HE CAN BE A DOG THATS WHAT HE IDENTIFYS AS OKAY FRED!"
    "NO THATS NO OKAY SHARON.....look at our son he's drooling on the floor he-."
    I look at him his d**k is out and he's been jerking off this whole time c** is just spraying out and he's moaning and going "OHHH YA WOOF WOOF IM A STARR FOXXX HAHAHA RWAR RWAR UGHHH HERE SHE BLOWS LIKE A Pompei."
    SHARON puts her hand over her mouth falls to her knees and says "ITS CUZ TRUMP ESTA EL PRESIDENT"
    I LOOK AT BOTH OF THEM.... idiots complete ******** morons this is my family. My son looks over at me is tongue is licking his lips as he talks about his tip burning and he needs water to "cool off the rod." Disgust.... Dispair.... just ******** me Fred yells at me "I'm the family dog now daddy get me some scooby snacks for sum FUC FUC!!!!"
    "NO... you're not my ******** son."
    I grab a chair from our dining room table and throw it at him his small fragile body fold on itself like a deck of cards I look at Sharon
    "I got some weed?"
    "Kay."
    For the first time in awhile, I don't feel like my life sucks we watch law and order and make hot steamy love she lets me poop hot steamy loads of brown fecal matter into her mouth I am like R. Kelly. Eric, you ask? If you did is asleep on my living room floor his blood mixed with all the drool kinda looks like when u put food coloring in water how it droops down into the glass like a squid extending its arms grabbing at the water .