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Of all the teachers in my life
There's one I really want to spike
Her name's Ms.Smith, she's really old
I wish she was alone and cold.
She gets on everybody's nerves
She doesn't have alot of curves.
She is never ever really nice
I wish she lived with the mice
You should see the horrible way she teaches
I wish her blood was sucked by leeches
She says alot of retarded stuff
I wish the only thing she can say is ruff
She really has alot of problems
I wish she was killed by some goblins
In her class, she teaches math
She needs to take one long bath
You should see the way she wears her hair
Its so ugly, she wasn't wanted by bears
She is very very rude and mean
She smells like some rotten beans
She always has to drink some soda
She is green and wrinkly just like yoda
You should hear the nasty way she sings
Exactly why she wasn't offered a ring
I wish she could go somewhere and roam
well thats the end of my poem
- by Xx-Sexy_Chocalate-xX |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 11/28/2008 |
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- Title: My 5th grade teacher
- Artist: Xx-Sexy_Chocalate-xX
- Description: a poem about my hatred to my 5th grade teacher. i had bad feelings about her. This may be mean and cruel but most of it is the right truth.
- Date: 11/28/2008
- Tags: grade teacher
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Comments (6 Comments)
- TheWatermelonTree - 12/15/2009
- lol! That was great! I remember my 5th grade teacher...she was like a troll and wore a wig, along with too much make-up... XD
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- DjTj11 - 02/08/2009
- haha! y made mah day! 5/5
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- World Halo - 01/17/2009
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lol!
I had a fifth grade teacher just like that!
Her name is Mrsd. Shu and she made everyone in the class cry at least once. - Report As Spam
- Skylight29 - 12/03/2008
- this is great. 5ive. this is very gud to be a mean poem
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- CannibalWizards - 11/29/2008
- Lol. It was pretty funny. 4 stars!
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- vivianflthexx - 11/28/2008
- haha!! that soo cute, luvs it!!
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