• Old Godzilla was hopping around
    Tokyo City like a big playground
    when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
    and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
    when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

    and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
    then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
    but before it could make it back to the Batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
    and took an AK47 out from under his hat
    and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
    because Optimus Prime came to save the day

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
    and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
    when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

    then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
    and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
    'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
    and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
    then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
    while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
    onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
    then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    angels sang out in immaculate chorus
    down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
    who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
    into the crotch of Indiana Jones
    who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
    as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
    but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
    and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

    then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
    all came out of no where lightning fast
    and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a**
    it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
    with civilians looking on total awe

    and the fight raged on for a century
    many lives were claimed, but eventually
    the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
    Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    this is the Ultimate Showdown...
    of Ultimate Destiny