• [Verse 1]
    Hey, I absolutely positively cannot grasp.
    I know for certain it cannot be you.
    Everything that you do makes me gasp.

    I need to know the truth. (‘Bout what?)
    Why is it killing my head? (Huh?)
    [Chorus]
    I never knew you had a
    Stupid Evil Twin Brother!
    Can I absolutely break away?
    Never thought you two had the same mother.
    That Stupid Evil Twin Brother that gets on my nerves!
    He always cusses and play pranks,
    he can be almost demented as me…
    [Verse 2]
    Gosh he is so annoying!
    But gosh, how he reminds me of you.
    He’s always a conversation destroyer,
    But isn’t that you too?
    You got your differences,
    And no one realizes.
    You two are duplicates!

    It’s driving me up the wall (Danggit!)
    And it almost can be you too! (Shut up!)
    [Chorus]
    I never knew you had a
    Stupid Evil Twin Brother!
    Can I absolutely break away?
    Never thought you two had the same mother.
    That Stupid Evil Twin Brother that gets on my nerves!
    He always cusses and play pranks,
    he can be almost demented as me…
    [Verse 3]
    I swear I won’t like him.
    I swear I’ll be yours.
    I swear I’m telling the truth,
    And truth is told that’s fake!

    Never knew you well, (Yeah)
    Never knew the truth. (And?)
    [Chorus]
    I never knew you had a
    Stupid Evil Twin Brother!
    Can I absolutely break away?
    Never thought you two had the same mother.
    That Stupid Evil Twin Brother that gets on my nerves!
    He always cusses and play pranks,
    he can be almost demented as me…
    [Verse 4]
    That stupid evil twin brother,
    I can’t get him off my mind.
    That stupid evil twin brother,
    Isn’t it really you?