• Mirror, mirror, by the sink,
    tell me what you truly think.
    Am I fat or am I thin?
    Will I lose or should I win?

    Am I short? Perhaps too tall?
    Are my ears a bit too small?
    Is my nose exactly right?
    Do I have an overbite?

    Am I weak or super strong?
    Is my hair too short or long?
    Am I smart or rather dumb?
    Can you say what I'll become?

    Am I nerdy? Am I cool?
    Am I awful? Do I rule?
    Am I great or do I stink?
    Mirror, mirror by the sink.