• 1.Girls make decisions quickly but often change their answer. For example;
    Wife: Honey we should eat outside ok?!
    Honey I changed my mind we should eat here instead.
    Honey were eating outside .
    Honey I made my decision were going to eat here but were going to eat outside the backyard
    2.Girls say it's nothing at all but it's really something. For example;
    Boy friend: whats the matter
    Girl friend: nothing, go away
    Boy friend: I know somethings wrong
    Girl friend: I said its nothing! Leave me alone!
    3. Girls are good with hard to answer questions. For example;
    Wife: Honey do I look fat in this dress
    Husband: Yes.
    Wife: Are you saying I'm Fat?!
    Husband: No I was just joking, I think you look great.
    Wife: That's what you're good at, lying. LIAR!
    4.Girls say a lot of things when they give you a lecture even though you don't say a word back.
    Wife: You said you were going to a reunion guys only party, but no you were out drinking with people you don't even know.
    Husband: ...
    Wife: Don't you say that you didn't do anything wrong because that was the reunion
    Husband: But I didn't!
    Wife: Well I know you were about to say the same thing.
    5. Girls take a long time to get dressed.
    Husband: Honey are you done yet?
    Wife: Just a minute, oops my headband doesn't match my outfit.
    Husband: So go change your headband.
    Wife: No I'm not, I'm gonna change my dress instead.
    Husband: What another hour?!
    But even though they are like that, we all know we can't live without them.
    Boy: Honey, I love you! heart
    Girl: You did something wrong didn't you?
    Boy: No I didn't wink