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9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?











2. People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V . and
change the channel manually.





3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?





4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it
is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their BUTTS!





5. When people say wh ile watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.





6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.





8. When people say "life is short". What the crap?? Life is the
longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?





9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbbutt?
*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your
screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know
how...