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as i watched the map test his ability to grow trees from a single drop of concentrated grape juice, i asked myself: "what is the difference between a duck?" while i pondered the possible outcomes of my current situation, a space shuttle erupted out of a pirate ship. as exciting as this experience was, it could not compete with with the existence of disgusting bleu cheese. but playing tennis on other planets against a bunch of wheels isn't even possible, so don't do it. i don't even know why you asked since the answer has to be a polar bear based on my studies. but this is no reason to fret, just pay them back or they'll unleash it on you. i know you don't want that. i once knew a guy who sneezed, may he rest in peace. i have to admit that i am sad it destroyed plastic man, but it's no big loss. apparently it isn't easy to grow trees from a single drop of grape juice. he died.


EDIT: yeah I know, this was THE BEST STORY EVER

ten-years-later edit to say I think I'm kind of an idiot