...but somehow much, much worse. Or, Things I Have Learned From Life Issues.
-If you cannot spell fiance(e), you should not have one. Possibly ever.
-If you think you may be pregnant, know that a pregnancy test is always more reliable than the psychic powers of young teens on the internet.
-If you want to know if someone likes you, ask him/her, since the aforementioned psychic powers are faulty. Similarly, if you like someone, ask him/her out. No, we cannot do it for you.
-You need oxygen, food, water, shelter. You do not need bigger boobs or a significant other.
-If you have a medical problem, see a doctor. Don't tell people you can't afford it, either, because clinics are free and you have internet.
-No, the other kids are not all doing it. They are lying about it to seem cool. No matter what it is.
-If you're too young to drive, you're too young to get married.
-If you ask a question, be prepared to receive answers, even ones that do not coddle you and stand for "I can't" at every turn. Should this be abhorrent to you, do not ask questions.
-Your significant other is not your property, nor is he/she a mind-reader. Accept this and stop complaining they they see friends and don't buy you enough stuff.
-Occasionally, other people do know what they are talking about. If you think this is not true, then why are you asking these people anything?
-If you want a child when you are one, do not have one. Possibly ever.
I feel that most of the threads in the Life Issues forum could be answered by one or more of these, and yet... People never cease to amaze me, what with the asking children for medical advice and the panic after they repeatedly screw without protection, because oh my god, who knew something could happen? It's a train wreck, except instead of people dying, they're usually popping out new casualties. gonk
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And now for something completely different...
...or as different as a damned blog can be, anyway. It started out as a project, it devolved into a chronicling of my misanthropy, rage, and occasional fits of glee. It sounds good, though, and might even make you laugh.
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Essentially, we're stupid, unfocused, and greedy. But that's the way things roll as time goes on.
I could voice opinions on some of those points with reference to Maslow's Heirachy of Needs, but meh.