Buffalo: Eh? Why are ye buff-aloing me?
Meh: Are joo Canadian?
Buffalo: Why you ask?
Meh: Cuz its written ALL over yer face.
Buffalo: It is?
Meh: *snickers* yep *lying*
Buffalo: OMFG! I need a mirror!! *searches for a mirror* I cant find one!
Meh: *holding a mirror behind back*
Buffalo: *wipes face with.....hoof* *hits self in eye* ....Is it gone?
Meh: Sure! *still lying*
Buffalo: Are you lying?
Meh: Maybe.
Buffalo: ....
To be continued...