Yoseph:
Psychostick - In a band to get chicks
SICK of being a loser
Turned down at every turn!
TIRED of being rejected
I'm the king of crash and burn.
WHAT am I gonna do now?
I need a little plan...
WAIT! I bet they would want me...
with a microphone in hand!
'Cause I'm sick of this rejection
gotta get me some affection
if I wanna score
I gotta upgrade my image.
So I'll dub myself a SINGER
give the rules a middle finger
Say I do it for the music
NOT the Money!
Though that's true I know that...
All I want is chicks.
All HE wants is chicks.
All THEY want it chicks.
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
...chicks.
...boobs.
Yeah ALL WE WANT IS -
A little boodie.
LOOK at me in the spotlight
Sweat glistens off my brow
TAKE my shirt off and show off
time to flaunt my physique now
LOOK at the girls all screaming
with the faces turning red
KNOW that each look I give them
makes them want to give me... heh heh
Well I know they'll like me better
than that loser Eddie Vetter
Or James Hetfield 'cause
I know I'm better looking
And I wish my crush from high school
saw me now and feels like a fool
'cause I asked her out
a hundred times
she said, "NO!"
Her loss, still I know
All I want is chicks.
All HE wants is chicks.
All THEY want it chicks.
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
ALL WE WANT IS CHICKS!
...chicks.
...boobs.
Yeah ALL WE WANT IS -
A little boodie.
Hey baby, I'm the frontman for that band Psychostick, wanna have SEX?
No you jerk! *SLAP*
Hi, I sing in a band, you wanna go out sometime?
I'd rather straddle a parking cop.*SLAP*
Hello member of the female gender, which I have the utmost respect for, might I inquire about your availability to dine with me this fine evening?
*SLAP*
Can I borrow a quarter TO CALL MY DIEING MOTHER?
*SLAP*
UUGGGHHH!!! Next time I'll just bring my dog.
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Psychostick - BEER!
I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
OH!
Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Let's go drink some beer!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am... (belch)
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Psychostick - Two Ton Paperweight
My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...
STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.
Piece of CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...
WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?
I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!
You leak more than a newborn baby
I change your oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderous variety of problems galore
Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?
And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering
My car is a PIECE OF s**t!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...
STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street
You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you
I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key
I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?
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