A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man called his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"answered the wife.
Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions."
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"Darkness is in all of us, so do not fear the dark, but fear yourself" Risewild
"Nightmares are to be remembered, dreams are to be lived" Risewild
"The true heroes aren't those who save the world, but those who make it worth save it" Risewild
"Even the purest heart, has a dark shadow!" Risewild
"Live by your dreams, not by the nightmares of others" Risewild
"I'll only go to heaven if you're there as well, because heaven without you will just be like hell" Risewild
"Nightmares are to be remembered, dreams are to be lived" Risewild
"The true heroes aren't those who save the world, but those who make it worth save it" Risewild
"Even the purest heart, has a dark shadow!" Risewild
"Live by your dreams, not by the nightmares of others" Risewild
"I'll only go to heaven if you're there as well, because heaven without you will just be like hell" Risewild