Costco Doctor
Leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a Doctor!"
"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery,"Mike replies. "There's a new diagnostic computer at Costco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five bucks..... A lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Costco Club card Discounts as well".
So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits five dollars and the computer lights upand asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a print out: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and the cat, and masturbated into themixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to Costco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer printed the following:
1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2) Your cat's having kittens. Get a vet.
3) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungalshampoo.
4) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
5) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Geta lawyer.
6) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better........
Thank you for shopping at Costco.
.... LoveEachDay ....
Leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a Doctor!"
"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery,"Mike replies. "There's a new diagnostic computer at Costco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five bucks..... A lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Costco Club card Discounts as well".
So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits five dollars and the computer lights upand asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a print out: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and the cat, and masturbated into themixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to Costco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer printed the following:
1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2) Your cat's having kittens. Get a vet.
3) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungalshampoo.
4) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
5) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Geta lawyer.
6) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better........
Thank you for shopping at Costco.
.... LoveEachDay ....
