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Flash: Don't you have any lawyers here?
Judges: We solved our lawyer problem a long time ago. However, you could speak for him, if you wish. But be aware, if you lose, you'll share the same penalty as the accused.
Flash: The same penalty? You mean... that's crazy!
Judge: No, that's how we solved our lawyer problem.


Green Lantern: We never should have left that sub down there. Now it's in the hands of that madman.
Wonder Woman: Aquaman's no madman. He's a king. He only wants to preserve and protect his own kind.
Green Lantern: So who's going to protect us from him?


Gorilla Grodd: People of Central City! The age of hairless, simple-minded humanity is over! Today, a new age dawns. Today, Grodd rules.
[Crowd cheers]
Gorilla Grodd: Humans are slow, ugly, immoral, and have an unpleasant body odor!
Flash: Hey, who you calling slow?
Green Lantern: Flash, don't heckle the supervillain.


Saleswoman: It's the latest scent! You wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.
Wonder Woman: Believe me - I don't need a stick.

Joker: [to Luthor, who has imprisoned Batman] You're not going to leave him like this, are you?
Luthor: Why?
Joker: Hello?! He's still alive.
Luthor: [stern] And he's staying that way until I say we don't need him anymore.
Joker: Lexy, Lexy, listen to a man who knows. [whispering and pointing to Luthor's gun] Don't wait. Do it now.
Luthor: You don't like my decisions? Leave! [pushes him away]
Joker: And they say I'm crazy...


Flash: Bats, you're starting to scare me.
Alternate Batman: I scare a lot of people.

Wonder Woman: Who are you?
Forager: They call me Forager.
Batman: Do you know someone named Orion?
Forager: Orion! I am just an unworthy Bug; Orion is a god who is far above us.
Wonder Woman: You're too modest. You've shown courage, compassion...
Forager : No, no, you don't understand! All the gods are far above us. (Points up into the sky towards Supertown.)
Batman: I'm gonna need a longer grapple.

Batman: Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.

Hawkgirl: Standard interrogation technique. I was bad cop.
Superman: You're always bad cop.
Hawkgirl: Why play against type?

Green Arrow: C'mon, I don't belong up here, fighting monsters and aliens and supervillians. I just help the little guy. And a big club like this, you tend to forget all about him. So gee whiz, I'm flattered to be asked and all. But no thanks.
Batman: Suit yourself... Those monsters you don't fight? They tend to step on little guys.

Green Arrow: Is that a Containment suit?
Captain Atom: Uh-huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore, just living energy.
Green Arrow: That wouldn't be nuclear energy, would it?
Captain Atom: With a name like Captain Atom, what do you think?
Green Arrow: I think you're what I marched against back in college.

Kid Wonder Woman: That's ENOUGH!
Little girl: You can't tell us what to do! Your not our mom!
Kid Wonder Woman: No, but I promise, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!
Little girl: Well, what should we do?
Kid Wonder Woman: Go outside and wait for your parents. NOW! [kids groan and leave][Wonder Woman grins at Batman and leaves]
Kid Green Lantern: [to Batman] Your girlfriend sure is bossy.
Kid Batman: Shut up!

Kid Superman: You two, knock it off!
Child: What are you gonna do? You're just a kid!
Kid Superman: [burns the ground near them with his heat vision] I'm the kid with laser beams comin' out his eyes!

Wonder Woman: What's wrong with people, J'onn? Hostility is their answer to everything!
Martian Manhunter: You're not one to talk of late.
Wonder Woman: What's that supposed to mean?
Martian Manhunter: Diana, you and I have both been affected by our time among humans. It's important that we keep ourselves in check.
Wonder Woman: First of all, those thugs back there got exactly what they had coming. As did that band of mercenaries last week. And those creatures from the Decoran Nebula - they weren't misunderstood! They thought we were food

Green Arrow: This whole trip might just prove the kid shouldn't eat nachos before bed.
The Question: Peanut butter sandwiches.
Supergirl: How did y-- what, do you go through my trash?!
The Question: Please... I go through everyone's trash.

Green Arrow: Does everything have a sinister motive in your world?
The Question: Yours, too. You just don't know it.

Batman: [in free fall, having bailed out of his plane] Batman to all points. I could use some air support. Since I can't fly. At all. [continues to fall] Now would be good.


Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge.
Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. [pause] I'm very happy.
Batman: Uh-huh.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern: Uh-huh.
Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
Wonder Woman: [standing right behind him] Don't let that stop you - keep digging.

Bruce Wayne: [met by his past self] Surprised to see me?
Batman: A little. I'm more surprised that I lived so long.
Terry Mcginnis (Batman II): Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met?
Bruce and Batman: [simultaneously] Not now!
Terry: Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?

Terry McGinnis: You've got some information we need, Ghoul.
Ghoul: You won't find me the talkative sort. [Batman grabs him] Hey!
Batman: [drags Ghoul over to the edge of the building and dangles him over the edge by his leg] Where's Chronos? My arm's getting tired...
Bruce Wayne: I can't believe I was ever that green. [Grabs Ghoul and throws him across the rooftop] This is how you interrogate someone!
Ghoul: ...and we've got 9453 active Jokerz organized into about 200 smaller groups. I don't know where Chonos is! He contacts us! He spends every night in a different one of those old buildings! There's no way of knowing ahead of time where he's gonna be! And that's everything I know!
Bruce Wayne: Everything?
Ghoul: I wet my bed until I was fourteen

Static: Wow. Batman playing good cop.
Green Lantern: Everything's relative.

Superman: [to Batman, about fears that he might take over the Earth] Well, there's always that Kryptonite you carry around.
Batman: You don't get to joke! Not today! I just took a bullet for you!


Question: Somebody's following us.
Huntress: Lose them!
Question: Like airline luggage!

[Black Canary and Green Arrow are driving down a train tunnel on a motorcycle.]
Green Arrow: A-a-are we d-dead y-yet?
Black Canary: No.
Green Arrow: A-a-are we d-dead y-yet?
Black Canary: Look, if we die, I promise I'll let you know!


Huntress: Train...!
Question: I see it.
Huntress: TRAIN!
Question: I see it!

Question: If I'm to save the world, your existence must come to an end before you take office.
Luthor: [unafraid] You're going to kill me so that Superman can't.
Question: I'm a well-known crackpot. The Justice League's reputation will survive my actions, and Superman's legacy will remain intact.

Luthor: President? Do you have any idea how much power I'd have to give up to be president? That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent $75 million on a fake presidential campaign. Just to tick Superman off.

Superman: Do I look like Batman to you?
Flash: Actually, you kind of do. Especially when you’re all scowly like that.

Officer: [to the founding members of the League] Where's Batman?
Flash: Running late. The Batmobile, it lost a wheel. The Joker got away. [a soldier glares at him] That's what I heard.

Flash: Hate to interrupt this special live performance of The Thing With Two Heads, but it's time to go to jail now.
Amanda Waller: What he said. [shoots Brainthor]


Brainiac-Lord Flash: [attacking Flash] Slacker! Child! Clown! We have no place here among the world's greatest heroes!
Flash: Says you! I've got a seat at the big conference table. I'm gonna paint my logo on it!

Hawkgirl: Don't you ever scare me like that again! [stalks off]
Flash : [To Fire] She loves me. She's like the big sister I never had, only... you know. Short.

Hawkgirl: Aliens? Well, then he must be a lunatic, because we know there's no life on other planets.
Batman: There's more.
Hawkgirl: What?
Batman: Our Mr. Hall spends quite bit of time on the Internet.
Hawkgirl: Dang, lock him up!
Batman: He frequents the "I Hate Hawkgirl" bulletin boards.
Hawkgirl: That doesn't mean..."boards"? How many are there?
Batman: Fifty-seven. Web rings. Unaffiliated sites number in the hundreds...
Hawkgirl: Forget I asked!

Stargirl: She's always "blah, blah, blah, my cousin, blah, blah blah blah, my cousin." Like we don't know who she means. "Check me out, I'm Supergirl!"
Pat Dugan: Ask me, the only thing that matters is we all pulled through.
Stargirl: Shut up, Pat. It wasn't World War III, it was a giant turtle.
Pat Dugan: If I was you, I wouldn't talk behind somebody's back when they got super-hearing.

[Flash, Batman, and Orion enter a bar to confront the Trickster]
Batman: Where are the others?
Trickster: Those crabby hacks can go plug a hole for all I care. But I'm not about to rat 'em out!
Batman: Orion...
Orion: [grabs Trickster] Talk, while you still have a jaw!
Flash: Hey hey! Would you guys please take it down a notch? Let me handle this. [leads Trickster back to the bar and sits with him] James, you're off your meds, aren't you?
Trickster: Better off without 'em. Take 'em if I start to feel down.
Flash: You know that's not how the medicine works. You're not well!
Trickster: I'm fine... wanna throw some darts?
Flash: No... Listen, James. You're wearing the suit again!
Trickster: I am? [examines his clothing] Well, whaddaya know?
Flash: Here's the deal, buddy. Tell me where those guys went, and I'll come see you in the hospital. We'll play darts! ...the soft kind.
Trickster: Okay, they're gonna ambush you at the Flash Museum.
Flash: See? That's all we needed! [gets up to leave with Batman and Orion] Come on, we better get over there.
Orion: What about your enemy?
Flash: Oh, right! [Calls to Trickster] Dude, soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in!
Trickster: Got me again, Flash!

(^Ok, here is where I decided Wally was the kind of Hero I DIDN'T hate with all my being. Unlike a certain boyscout...)

Green Arrow: Well, you wanted Superman? Now you've got--[Speedy and Crimson Avenger teleport in]-- The Crimson Avenger and my ex-sidekick.
Speedy: Ex-partner.
Green Arrow: Speedy, we gotta do this now?
General Eiling: Oooh, now I'm scared.

General Eiling: You spoiled, weak little twerp!
Green Arrow: I think he means me.
Speedy: Oh. For a second, I was all mad.

Green Lantern: It sounds like Wally, but is there any way to be sure?
Flash: You want proof? Until he went off into the Marines, GL's nickname was-
Green Lantern: Stop! It's him. Man, you promised never to repeat that story!
Flash: I know, I was just messing with your head.

Superman: Okay, let's get these people locked up. Sounds like we've got a fight on our hands.
Giganta: If you think you're locking us up while the whole world's under attack, you've got two fights on your hands.
Batman: She's got a point. We'll need all the bodies we can throw at this.
Superman: Oh, come on! It's Lex flippin' Luthor! Why should we trust him?!


Lex Luthor: Let's be clear about this. We're not here to help you save the world. You're here to help me get revenge on Darkseid. When this is over, it's back to business as usual.
Superman: Wouldn't have it any other way.


Superman: [Fighting Darkseid] That man won't quit as long as he can still draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me, I've got a different problem. [Punches Darkseid through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard - always taking constant care not to break something. To break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Darkseid again] But you can take it - can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose... and show you just how powerful I really am.

Lex Luthor: As much as I'd enjoy seeing that, first you've got some business with me. Sorry it took me so long - I had to go get my power suit.


[Last lines of the series]
Superman: [To Batman] A five-minute head start? You're getting soft in your old age.
Batman: Don't you have a tall building to leap?
Wonder Woman And the adventure continues.