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This is my version of "No Air"
It's called "No Hair"

Tell me how I'm supposed to pee with no hair (hair, hair)

If a huge pie should eat me
I would try hard to pee
That way the pie would think that I'm yucky
I had a haircut one day
And I just have to say
That it was very hard to pee...
But how, do you expect me
To live bald with no pee
'cause my world revolves around hair, it's so hard for me to pee
Tell me how I'm supposed to pee with no hair
Can't poop can't pee with no hair
That's how I feel when you are there
No hair, no hair...
Got me caught here in the toilet so deep,
Tell me how you're supposed pee without me
When you are here I just can't pee
No hair, no hair...

That's the end of my song! biggrin I'm too lazy to finish it!