Ran into an Emo child in Towns today. Without asking their age, I turned and told them that in five years they would be scoffing themselves for being so silly as to claim to be emo. The person turned and said they'd been emo for seven years, and don't comprehend how five more would make a difference. Then, insult upon injury, tried to claim I was making fun of "their depression."
Laughable. No, it really is. The person was 17, and running around and typing "makes out with u" to the varying females he manages to convince of his amorous intentions. Then, all the "fun gone", the person returns to my hecklings-of-sanity, and queries my age. I reply before the person returns to the same screen enough to see my response, and then repeatedly asks his friend what I said. I tell him about how you can bring up the chat screen, and he immediately asks "Whose <name>? And whose <name>??" Ignorant whelp. I replied, quite simply with, "They're other people in this section of the Town." After hearing that from me, Oh-ho, don't you know our little ruffian has to go make sure of it himself! So, off he wanders, leaving me to peace for a while, and his friend who strikes up a very simple conversation.
The two people who had been talking out of our view are then approached by our young emo friend, and hilarity ensues. Comments such as, "Stop stalking me," and "You're a retard" greet him, before he wanders off once more, to leave me, and his erstwhile friend, alone.
"Fells lonely" barely begins to describe how he's going to feel for the next three or four years, before he wakes from his stupor.
I think that's enough images for now. 3nodding By the way, all typos within quotes are intentional preservations of the original quotes. Enjoy your lulz.
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