Okay, so you probably tuned in to see Eva, the Prisoner and read the final interview. It ended up, that all we had left was nut balls for interviewers. So here is a little more of a normal interviewer!!! Now, here he is, the next new interviewer, Ben Houghman!!!!!
Ben: Yeah, I know, bring in the love!!!
Xavier: So, wow, from psychos to a normal looking person, yay!
Ben: I'm not normal, I'm a HUNK!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: Yeah.....................................................
Audience: HE IS, HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: Okay, can You interview me now...
Ben: Of course, so, you know that you finished up with describing yourself like how you look. Well, the next survey questions are about your favorites!!!!
Xavier: Like my favorite colors, books, movies and stuff like that?
Ben: And don't forget the good stuff like favorite porn movies, favorite hookers, and your favorite sexy male models?
Xavier: So your another screwy?
Ben: I'm not screwy, I'm a professional stripper, hidden camera person, and of course my favorite, rapist.
Xavier: So your saying your a rapist?
Ben: Yeah, so take that you coppers, you'll never catch me!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: So you saying I'm in a small enclosed room with no windows, cameras, and only one door?
Ben: Oh yeah!
Xavier: Well, that's ok, cause I'm not a chick!
Ben: Yeah, but I'm a GAY rapist.
Xavier:Yep, hes a screwy...
Ben: First question, what color makes you horny? Is it the color I'm wearing,green?
Xavier: And I thought those other questions were bad. I mine as well answer these questions since I got nothing better to do... My favorite color is definitely not green, it's red+black, but like I always say, I'm NOT EMO.
Ben: My Dad is Emo.
Xavier: Which explains were you came from.
Ben: Well, my dad happens to be my boy friend so shut up.
Xavier: You are the most screwed up person I have ever met. Gays are ok, but a gay who has his dad as his boyfriend is just wrong.
Ben: Well, fine then. My next question is, have you ever smoked?
Xavier: NO I would never smoke in ny whole entire life. It's the worst thing I could probably do since I got asthma.
Ben: Hey, wanna talk in that corner over there?
Xavier: You pervert.
Ben: I'll go to my next question then, have you ever slept, kissed or had sex with anyone before?
Xavier: I'll take that as your own little personal question. No.
Ben: Wanna change that?
Xavier: *sigh* you are a problem, I'm leaving.
Xavier walks over to the door. Yay, it's locked again.
Ben: I've got the key to the door, and your heart.
Xavier: DO NOT COME NEAR ME.
Ben: *Gets up, obviously horny and traps Xavier with his two arms,. pinning Xavier to the wall.* Well, wanna make out, or should I make ya?
Xavier: *knees Ben in the nuts, grabs the key, quickly unlocks the door and leaves.
*sigh* Well, unfortunetly, this means hiring a pro rapist won't work, it looks like it might until next issue so stay tuned!!!
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