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All subjects show increasing insanity and seclusion through five stages. I have also noticed only people whom have read the book 'twilight' and the books of the same series show symptoms, so i have dubbed this disease "Twilighticitis." This disease currently has five stages, more are expected since they aren't done with the movies.

stage one: Book 1, mild insanity, starting to seclude themselves

stage two: Book 2, moderate insanity, won't go outside 90% of the time, a delicate operation must be performed to cure the disease

stage three: Book 3, Severe insanity, the outside air is like poison

stage four: Book 4, insanity beyond repair, sulight burns the skin, person is beyond saving.

stage five: Movie one, insanity of a serial killer, good thing they're in a movie theater, because sunlight will kill them now. If you watch the movie you skip to stage five